A panda walks into a restaurant. It gets a cheeseburger, fires its pistol at the waiter, and then walks out the door. The owner comes running out, "What in the hell just happened here, did I just hear gunfire!?" The cashier goes, "Well, some panda came in, Phil brought him a cheeseburger and it fired a round off at him, and then it spoofed!" The owner goes, "Why would a panda do this!?" The cashier goes, "Well, go get me a dictionary and we'll find out." The owner comes back and hands it to the cashier -- "Here we are" \'pan-da\ n : eats shoots and leaves

Lol.

omg wonder bread talk to me please :)