Test for Dementia

Below are four questions and a bonus question.
You have to answer them instantly.
You can't take your time,
answer all of them immediately.
OK?

Let's find out just how clever you really are....

Ready?
GO!

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First Question

You are participating in a race. You overtake the second person. What position are you in?
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Answer

If you answered that you are first,
then you are absolutely wrong!
If you overtake the second person
and you take his place, you are second!

Try not to screw up next time.
Now answer the second question,
but don't take as much time
as you took for the first question,
OK ?












Second Question

If you overtake the last person,
then you are?

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Answer

If you answered that you are second to last,
then you are wrong again.
Tell me, how can you overtake the LAST Person?

You're not very good at this,
are you?












Third Question:

Very tricky arithmetic!
Note: This must be done in your head only.

Do NOT use paper and pencil or a calculator. Try it.

Take 1000
and add 40 to it.
Now add another 1000.
Now add 30.
Add another 1000.
Now add 20.
Now add another 1000
Now add 10 ......
What is the total?

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Did you get 5000?

The correct answer is actually 4100.

If you don't believe it, check it with a calculator!
Today is definitely not your day, is it?
Maybe you'll get the last question right....
......Maybe.












Fourth Question:
Johnny's father has three sons:
1. Snap, 2. Crackle and?
What is the name of the third son?
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Did you Answer Pop?

NO!
Of course it isn't.
His name is Johnny.
Read the question again!












Okay
now the bonus round

A mute person goes into a shop
and wants to buy a toothbrush.
By imitating the action of brushing his teeth
he successfully expresses himself to the shopkeeper and! the purchase is done.


Next, a blind man comes into the shop
who wants to buy a pair of sunglasses;
how does HE indicate what he wants?
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He just has to open his mouth and ask...
It's really very simple....
Like you!

You got me on the first two. Cleaver you...

you got up very early just to mess with everyones head great job