1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.

2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.

3. No one expects you to run --anywhere.

4. People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you????"

5. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.

6. There is nothing left to learn the hard way.

7. Things you buy now won't wear out.


8. You can eat supper at 4 PM.

9. You can live without sex -- but not your glasses.

10. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.

11. You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.

12. You quit trying to hold your stomach in no matter who walks into the
room.

13. You sing along with elevator music.

14. Your eyes won't get much worse.

15. Your investment in health insurance is finally beginning to pay
off.

16. Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national
weather service.

17. Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember
them either.

18. Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.

19. You can't remember who sent you this list

well u r right on about most everything.

boy did you hit that right on the head..lol

OMG That is funny.

GOD I DONT WANT TO SEE 50

I have 3 more days starts drinking heavely

Too funny pretty accurate at that

If # 9 happens declare me clinically dead please

I have always sang along with elevator music.

i am only 30 and some of that already applies... LOL

Being over 50 is great, cuz u just don't give a hoot anymore plus I find
myself being much bolder than 10, 20 years ago.

Rainbow trout..... me too. Like to sing anyway.

BS, just turned 56, out work lots of younger guys.
Everything still works just fine.
Losing weight & enjoying life more than I did at 47.
Only as old as you think you are.
I'm YOUNG forever.
Don't believe, come on, let's party.