Topic: Lie to me....
Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34777 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$... 
So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time! 
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Mayhem_J
Joined Mon 07/21/08 Posts: 14265 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...
So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time!
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Rishiku
Joined Thu 11/20/08 Posts: 35 |
When I am unhappy I like to sit down at the beach, and sip on a very dry martini. Then after I just lay down and watch the sunset. Then at about 11 pm after the stars have been out I get in my car, and put down the top and just drive slowly until I get home letting the cool air blow against my face.
Then the world is magically perfect. |
willing2
Joined Sun 06/08/08 Posts: 15108 |
Checks in the mail, I love you and I won't c_m in your mouth.
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adj4u
Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 20612 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...
So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time!
holly this is a truth thread dear and you know i taught you well and after the other night i learned you were one he11 of a good learner uh huh baby 
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A64WOODY
Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6800 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...
So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time!
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lnghntr
Joined Sun 08/03/08 Posts: 1618 |
I got laid today
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adj4u
Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 20612 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I spent last night in a women's detention center,stole a bottle of gin from the warden's desk-downed it and and did a stand -up comedy routine for the inmates - and it kicked a$$...
So since thats the lie....what you really did after drinking the Gin was have sexy time with all the inmates huh? Sweetheart- I INVENTED sexy-time!
hey wheres the 20 bucks fork it over |
lilbug
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14286 |
It's okay baby, ya know size does not matter.
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polson
Joined Sun 12/31/06 Posts: 28186 |
I love you for your mind. Yes I would die to go see Yani in consert!
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18202 |
QUOTE: Checks in the mail, I love you and I won't c_m in your mouth. HAHAHAHAHAHahahahahahha...oh THAT is good! (Breathe krupa...breathe)..hehehehehehehe |
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34777 |
Follow up to that was -Me and the warden - are now best friends- we went all "thelma and louise"-through town stealing luxury cars and having our way with some poor joe who was just pumping gas at the corner Citgo station....He gave us free slushies.....(slurp!)
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lilbug
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14286 |
Sure I'll stop what I am doing and get you another beer, I live to fetch you beer!
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galendgirl
Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 24728 |
I'm laughing so hard at this thread that I can't think of any good BS...
(OH WAIT! I screwed that up! Let me try again...) What I MEANT to say is: This is the most dull and boring thread I've ever read and I believe 100% of what is being posted. |
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adj4u
Joined Sun 04/08/07 Posts: 20612 |
QUOTE: I'm laughing so hard at this thread that I can't think of any good BS... (OH WAIT! I screwed that up! Let me try again...) What I MEANT to say is: This is the most dull and boring thread I've ever read and I believe 100% of what is being posted. you should it all true |
nvrsaynvr
Joined Tue 06/12/07 Posts: 5283 |
You are the best!
I don't want anything for our anniversary.. Who needs foreplay.... |
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A64WOODY
Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6800 |
NO! I DID NOT!!!
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lilbug
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14286 |
I would love to have your mother come live with us!
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A64WOODY
Joined Tue 03/04/08 Posts: 6800 |
Nope, sir! I had no drinks to drink at drik,...dri..um.....over at.....Um....Whatdya' want?
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lilbug
Joined Wed 10/10/07 Posts: 14286 |
This is the first time I ever did anything like this before
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