Topic: Lie to me....
longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26586 |
I invented a new music. Its a cross between country and rap. I call it crap.
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26586 |
I invented the chinese mandarin language. One day when I stubbed my toe in front of little kids.
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26586 |
I knocked out chuck norris.....with one of my chili farts.
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longhairbiker
Joined Tue 09/04/07 Posts: 26586 |
They call me the unibomber. All it takes is one chili fart in a walmart.
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34766 |
QUOTE: They call me the unibomber. All it takes is one chili fart in a walmart. I LOVE the smell of farts! 
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34766 |
I have an evil twin
sometimes SHE posts and sometimes I post... you just never know who's posting 
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18202 |
I know! She is the one who doesn't want to use my body!
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34766 |
Krupa is a Sugar Daddy to most of the ladies on Mingle...
When he's not running Hugh Hefner's empire! 
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Atlantis75
Joined Wed 12/03/08 Posts: 8581 |
I traded in my 2007 Ferrari for the 2008 model, because I didn't like the color of the stitches in the seat cover.
Ok, ..honestly, I lied. . . . . . . . . . I put in the order for the 2009 model, somehow I will survive with this off color stitches until next year. 
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34766 |
QUOTE: I traded in my 2007 Ferrari for the 2008 model, because I didn't like the color of the stitches in the seat cover.
Ok, ..honestly, I lied. . . . . . . . . . I put in the order for the 2009 model, somehow I will survive with this off color stitches until next year.
Is dropping a Ferrari off at my house tonite! 
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