Topic: Lie to me....
krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
QUOTE: I had to slam the door in all the reporters faces this morning! The rumors about me and Krupa are totally false! 
Embrace the papparrazi Honey....They are our friends. |
Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34780 |
Sorry about the one who took the pic of your butt this morning hon! I hear it sold for mucho dinero
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
Did Phuque post that pic of my *ss????? Oh Hell!!!! hehehehehehe (It was a practical joke...long story).......Whew...freaked me out for a second....
Back to the lies.... I am very uncomfortable about my booty pix. Muahahahahaha |
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34780 |
I have a stripper pole in the middle of my living room ... I give lessons to young beautiful girls and Krupa refuses to watch!
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
Now THAT just blew my mind! Ya made me twitch...down there!...Dang it! Gotta get back to work.....catch ya later Honey and I want details on this stripper pole.......
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Phuque
Joined Mon 11/17/08 Posts: 13410 |
QUOTE: Did Phuque post that pic of my *ss????? Oh Hell!!!! hehehehehehe (It was a practical joke...long story).......Whew...freaked me out for a second.... Back to the lies.... I am very uncomfortable about my booty pix. Muahahahahaha I would NEVER consider posting any of your "slippery, wet booty shots", Special K, dahling... |
luv2roknroll
Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29582 |
OMG I am sooooooooo never having sex again...
I totally dislike it, and fake every orgasm that I have. Really im seriously thinking of joining a convent, so that I will never have it again. Ewwwwwww.....men are soooo gross!!!! |
BonnyMiss
Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15381 |
I'm having Obama's baby
Edited by BonnyMiss on Mon 11/24/08 02:36 PM
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bad_girl
Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379 |
I am really the Queen of England
Edited by bad_girl on Mon 11/24/08 02:54 PM
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Twitch
Joined Thu 09/27/07 Posts: 6199 |
QUOTE: I'm having Obama's baby 
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bad_girl
Joined Tue 07/17/07 Posts: 67379 |
 QUOTE: I'm having Obama's baby
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BonnyMiss
Joined Thu 05/10/07 Posts: 15381 |
QUOTE: I am really the Queen of England
And Obama is the father of my first son 
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AngieH79
Joined Sun 09/07/08 Posts: 2484 |
I was born a man
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34780 |
Krupa, sorry dude I forgot to tell you about my operation-but I promise the hormones will kick in soon - and I will look more like a woman....
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Sweetnshy47
Joined Tue 01/15/08 Posts: 1261 |
I'm 48 and a virgin!
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
That is some of the most screwed up stuff I have read! For the love of GOD!!!! I was hoping for something playfully erotic but nooooooooooo....you kids are tawisted!
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34780 |
But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and ....
oh crap...
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
QUOTE: But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and .... oh crap...
That was you and me you goof...that wasn't an angel...it was a midget named jeff. Those weren't lights from heaven...it was the cops pulling up behind us....it wasn't the arc of the covenant we were digging up...you dropped your burger in the floor board. What a great night that was! |
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Holly4459
Joined Sun 06/29/08 Posts: 34780 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: But wait! Indiana Jones and me dug up the arc of the covenant and there were angels and lights and .... oh crap...
That was you and me you goof...that wasn't an angel...it was a midget named jeff. Those weren't lights from heaven...it was the cops pulling up behind us....it wasn't the arc of the covenant we were digging up...you dropped your burger in the floor board. What a great night that was! No silly! That was the drug induced dream you had when the nurse at the institution mixed up your meds with the "Chief's" ...
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krupa
Joined Thu 07/03/08 Posts: 18205 |
" Oh Nurse Ratchet....." Sexi..........
Hehehehehehe.....Yes, I got the reference....Labotomize me baby....labotomize me...... |