....step on my blue suede shoes...!

.....spit into the wind

piss me off..........

...or tug on Superman's cape...

Don't use mutual match

I'm sure this applies to pee'ing and puking too...haha

...eat where you ****....

Don't use super glue without gloves.

...or eat the yellow snow....

Slam your penis in a car door

get caught.

mistakenly plug in your teenage boy's iPOD right as you start up the treadmill...

...participate when somebody asks ypu "Tell me if this hurts" or "Does this smell funny to you>'

be afraid.

Look behind YOU..........

...piss on an electric fence...

bite off more than you can chew

....Streak when it's cold outside


just saying

...believe it...