...and you'll hear a tale..

I've poured the wine and donned the jammies...tell away, Gilligan!

well...,see,...it's a tale of a fateful trip...

Is this gonna be a scary story?

...and it started at this tropic port, right?...

If I get scared will you hold me???

...aboard, like,...this tiny ship...

so, uh,...supposedly the mate was a moghty sailing man, and the skipper,...he was brave and sure, follow me?...

...and, like, these 5 passengers, well,...they sailed that day....

...on a three hour tour. Yea, that's right...a 3 hour tour.... ...so...

Awww, It's Gilligan's Island, right? Am I right?

...,like,...the weather...it started gettin' rough, man....

and the weather got rough...and the professor made a radio out of a coconut..and he stood back and looked at what he had done and he was pleased, and Ginger and Maryanne both went...

lol, sowwy...

If not for the courage of the Skipper the minnow would be lost...(would be?) he77 they wrecked the d*mn boat...anyway, over to you scorpio....

...and the tiny ship was tossed,...but suppossedly, if not for the courage of that fearless crew.....

well, some experts that know about these things have speculated that The Monnow would be lost... ...so, anyway...

(hides her eyes with terror of the potential loss of the Minnow!)

...well,...that ship...it's aground now on ,like,...this unchatrted desert isle...O.K.?

And through the whole twisted ordeal...

MaryAnne still looks HOT!

Carry on, Skipper...

...and the passenger manifest had the names of those passengers, right?...And these are who they were.... Well...there was Gilligan, right?...

...oh, and the skipper too...uhm....