Topic: Farting People
OrangeCat
Joined Tue 10/23/07 Posts: 76793 |
The Vain Person One who loves the smell of his own farts. The Amiable Person One who loves the smell of other people's farts. The Proud Person One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine. The Shy Person One who releases silent farts then blushes. The Imprudent Person One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs. The Unfortunate Person One who tries hard to fart, but ****s instead. The Scientific Person One who farts frequently, but is truly concerned for the environment. The Nervous Person One who stops in the middle of a fart. The Honest Person One who admitted he farted, but offers a good medical reason. The Dishonest Person One who farts but blames the dog. The Foolish Person One who suppresses a fart for hours and hours. The Thrifty Person One who always has several farts in reserve. The Anti-Social Person One who excuses himself and farts in complete privacy. The Strategic Person One who conceals his farts with loud coughing. The Sadistic Person One who farts in bed and then fluffs the covers over his bedmate. The Intelligent Person One who can determine from the smell of his neighbor's fart, precisely the latest food items consumed. |
2KidsMom
Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 25044 |
Im the shy person. lol.
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EtherealEmbers
Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580 |
apparently I'm imprudent.
 
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wmb07
Joined Sun 09/02/07 Posts: 1230 |
I'm the foolish one... unfortunately, I don't have a dog.
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breathless1
Joined Tue 09/23/08 Posts: 490 |
I'm a guy, therefore I'm all the above!
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EtherealEmbers
Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580 |
QUOTE: I'm a guy, therefore I'm all the above!
is that why you're breathless? lol |
Eddiemma
Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3040 |
If a woman is around the I am- The Anti-Social Person..
If I'm with my guy friends then I am the Vain Person.. ha! |
rickfw
Joined Wed 01/21/09 Posts: 542 |
IM THE DISHONEST PERSON LOL
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EtherealEmbers
Joined Sun 02/03/08 Posts: 6580 |
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Eddiemma
Joined Mon 01/05/09 Posts: 3040 |
who ever smelt it...dealt it.. (-:
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Drago01
Joined Tue 12/30/08 Posts: 1311 |
<<<<<<<----------All of the Above.
Well time to get ready and git to work. Gots to share my Gas with my fellow co-workers. |
transientmind
Joined Sat 03/10/07 Posts: 4841 |
The Uptight Person
Whistles. I know people who do that. 
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