Topic: Stuff to ponder...
TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
At a movie theater which arm rest is yours?
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"?
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS?
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Depends if I sever the arm of the person sitting next to me... |
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: Why is there a disclaimer on the Allstate Auto Insurance commericals that says "Not available in all states"? They hate certain states due to a pre-disposition that those states will still hang and burn witches... |
Jtevans
Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 22987 |
Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7?
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS? They guy that installed them was blind so they are actually installation instructions... |
Gossipmpm
Joined Tue 03/03/09 Posts: 11792 |
QUOTE: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Both!!! |
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: Why is there locks on the door at stores that stay open 24/7? In case of a crisis we are required to lock the doors...also I believe it is required by most state laws... |
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress?
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny?
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: If pro and con are opposites, wouldn't the opposite of progress be congress? Actually, it is... |
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: When does it stop being partly cloudy and start being partly sunny? When the sun tells us it is parting... |
Alzeimer
Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2254 |
QUOTE: At a movie theater which arm rest is yours? Me I only go see boring movies so all the arms of the empty chairs are mines. |
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
How fast do hotcakes sell?
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Alzeimer
Joined Thu 10/23/08 Posts: 2254 |
QUOTE: Why is there brail on drive-up ATMS? Because most drivers are blind to the rules (speed, stop signs, lights, no parking area) |
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense?
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TwilightsTwin
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 10695 |
What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: How fast do hotcakes sell? No one really likes hotcakes, it is a failed sales pitch... |
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FearandLoathing
Joined Fri 12/28/07 Posts: 20013 |
QUOTE: If a stripper gets breast implants can she write it off on her taxes as a business expense? Probably... |