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We met in a local singles bar. I bought her a drink. She smiled at me and said . . .

"The End."

That was quick!

Thank you and left?

unbeknownst to them, I was sitting at the bar, nursing what had to be my 9th vodka redbull, thinking God how am I getting home tonight...

then I showed up and saw you and thought well i guess ill be the dd so I walked over to your table and laid my hand on your shoulder as you turned i smiled and said josh hun do you need a ride?

I couldn't help but take a second look. There must have been something in my drinks, how did Heather end up in italy.
But I casually replied...

absolutelY and you jumped up and gave me a huge hug! I embraced you back and gave you a huge kiss on your lips and leaned back and smiled again and said are you ready to go you said......

Mhmmmm! only one question though, my place or yours?

I said well I have the nice little hotel here so why not my place but first you promised to show me around.

sounds good, And yes, I said Id show you around, but Ive already had 9 drinks, and if we're still running around town it'll be atleast 9 more, can you carry me? =p

I looked at you and said no dont you remeber your supposed to carry me up a mountian and then into some bushes

I will do it, just sober ^.^ its a 12 mile run from here >.< lol

so I gave him some coffee

to drink

but he spilled it on his leg...

so she bent over to help him clean it up...

and something poked her head

it was his big huge....... gun! I said hey are you supposed to have that here! and