Have you ever had to let out a juicy fart, and couldnt?

Too many people around?

Not eating enough fiber?

Too many holes blown through your pants?



Tell me about your juicy experience.



And if this gets deleted it was "Motowns" idea....

cause luv2roknroll is a snitch!!! heehee

Yes I have. And I did. And the bar cleared out in seconds.

Oh I see how it is....

nobody wants to talk about bodily functions!!!

Just live in denile that they ever occur!!!

At least Motown and I got bodily function intervention in time to come out of the closet....

geez!!!!!

Rock On Brother!!

have you ever farted so hard it made your eyes water????

yeah... me neither.

i farted so hard, i came off about 3 inch off my seat! beat that!

have you ever farted and it smelled so bad it made the flowers wilt ??

yeah.. me neither.

No but my girlfriend quiffed once and it made my eyes water.

Have you ever farted...

and tried to blame it on the dog...

when she was outside?

i blame it on the cat

No, but I have farted in the car and blamed it on my date.

I try not to fart in general and leave it for the bathroom where I can personally expierence it lol. I wish it was true that girls dont fart...or poop. Haha

In my case it would have to be the invisible cat...

that we dont have.

i just want you all to know..

I don't fart. i fluff.

i fluff like a champ.

this is turning out to be a rated x thread

Yeah there seems to be a lot of bad air in here.

I was once told that girls dont fart they fluff...I sooo do.

Girls dont sweat they glisten...I sweat like a ho in church.

And they dont swear, they ...which we all know is bullchit!!!

What a crock!!

ok..you want a good one, here ya go. I'll never get a date after this, but hey..like I have offers anyway.

About a year or so ago I was sick..laying on the couch in my nightie, drinking tea, sweating out a fever. And I had a touch of the squirts..
so I got up to go to the bathroom..felt a fart coming and let it rip...ended up being a chit and not a fart. Chit running down my legs, my kids cracked up watching me waddle to the bathroom to shower.

I told them to shut the hell up..I use to wipe chit off them when they were babies!

In fact

Hey someone....

PULL MY FINGER!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG!!! that actually had me laughing like a crazy person sittin at my pc all alone. :p