Hugh Hefner




and take a lot of notes.....

and a lot of viagra...

few people can tolerate that much drew time. therefore, i choose no one so that i may spare everyone the discomfort.


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oh, you can't be that bad...

My grandma so I could tell her how much about life she taught me and thank her for the morals I now possess

drawing from past experience, it would seem so.


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Is there any doubt in your mind at all???

Heck yeah...I read once that he'd shot his tv on at least one occasion. Early on in his career he broke some guy's jaw in a diner for smarting off to his date. Later on though he had plenty of other types on the payroll for that (Memphis mafia). You just didn't get on his bad side... He'd go into a karate stance in a heartbeat. He bowed up on Richard cole (Led Zepplin's road manager), who's a rough character in his right,but ended up trading watches with him instead of kickin his azz...

RIP Elvis

Yeah..I was mostly joking. He was a grumpy ole fart...still love him, still cry to his music. OK..now I want him there with Me, Jesus, John Lennon and Michael Jackson. This party is getting better and better...