Topic: 0-200 in 6 seconds!
isaac_dede
Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 5492 |
Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was
really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. |
HawaiiMusikMan
Joined Sat 11/08/08 Posts: 2152 |
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chickayoshi
Joined Tue 12/11/07 Posts: 6673 |
Well that's one gift that can do that...but to exaggerate about her weight??? Boy! He's in big trouble!
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isaac_dede
Joined Sat 11/24/07 Posts: 5492 |
I think that is why he is 'missing'
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Jtevans
Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 22987 |
ask and you shall receive......
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lizzy4545
Joined Sat 11/22/08 Posts: 25 |
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MirrorMirror
Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 87946 |
QUOTE: Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really pissed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday.
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MissyYo
Joined Wed 11/26/08 Posts: 12 |
lol good one
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