Jingle Diarrhea

When I have a new idea
I get the jingle diarrhea
rhyming "words" with things like "turds"
And screaming, "Mamma mia!"

Put it down on paper
roll it like a scroll
serve it up like verbiage soup
in a white ceramic bowl

It's only wordy turds
made from runny rhymes
a sick cerebral virus
of diarrhea chimes

Dribbling poetically
down the sewer drain
disgracing all that's eloquent
loquacious thoughts in vain

How horribly disgusting!
Someone find a cure!
I hope it's not contagious,
and its harmlessly demure

I've never read such stinky verse
this poem's so perverse
someone flush the toilet
or press the button for the nurse!

I've called the paramedics
and the English teaching crowd
the only thing they offered
is I shouldn't be too loud

They told me not to post this
till the fever's gone away
when I regain my consciousness
I'll write a odorous bouquet

But doctor's orders can't compete
as these jingle turds excrete
so please accept my apologies
if you were about to eat

thankyou...thankyou..for the smile....teasingbrunette

Could you bring me a glass of water please?

you betcha...
glass of water....
read it again...still smiling...

So so funny LOL

Abra!