Topic: doctor
bridgetjones27
Joined Tue 12/23/08 Posts: 156 |
the doctor came round to the ward to see his patient. he said i have some bad and good news for you which one would you like first. the patient says the bad news, and the doctor tells him...the bad news is we had to amputate both of your legs but the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers
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MirrorMirror
Joined Fri 10/26/07 Posts: 87631 |
QUOTE: the doctor came round to the ward to see his patient. he said i have some bad and good news for you which one would you like first. the patient says the bad news, and the doctor tells him...the bad news is we had to amputate both of your legs but the good news is the man in the next bed wants to buy your slippers 
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TOGOODTOMISS
Joined Tue 05/05/09 Posts: 22 |
Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a dog!
Ok said the doctor lie on the couch! I'm not allowed on the couch |
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TOGOODTOMISS
Joined Tue 05/05/09 Posts: 22 |
Or ......
Why is a bad doctor like a ill-tempered person? They both have no patients!! 
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