Man walks into bar and asks for a pint of bitter
The barman slams it down on the counter spilling a third of it
Just as the customer is about to complain a man also standing at the bar says, 'Take no notice of him, he's in a bad mood I've just given him a weeks notice'!
'That's ok', says the customer, 'I got a similar problem, I run a rock factory, and just recently had to let one of my staff go
I don't suppose you know anyone that wants to buy 500 sticks of rock with the word 'bollocks' written through it'?

i don't get it?

Ok well as you're from the states , you may not be aware that at most seaside resorts in Britain they sell rock with the name of the town written through it!
But if you had known this you might have injured yourself laughing???
lol

lolol..Thank god,I did not get it either.

Thanks for the clarification