(1) You are chasing your dogs tail.
(2) You clean all the lint out of all of your pockets.
(3) You've done your hair 4 times in the last 15 minutes.
(4) Your looking at the walls and actually considering washing them.
(5) You keep posting on your threads, even before anyone else has.
(6) Ironing sounds like fun.
(7) "Americas Funniest Videos" is on, and your elated!!!
(8) Food doesnt even sound good, or fun to make.
(9) Masterbation is totally out of the question.
(10) Damn you need a pedicure.

next..........................

See im answering my own post again...

Helppppppppppppppp!

when ya post in a thread about war and your pro-peace and ya just let yourself get frustrated...and no one cares anyway!!

You watch an episode of the "Newlywed Game" from 1972 on the Gameshow Channel...and continue despite the realization that none are still married and four of them are dead!

You complete your accounts and tax return.

I don't generally rule out number 9, sometimes it's a great distraction...

When I'm actually sitting watching a football game

And I have no idea what's going on!

When I agree to do a survey for a telemarketer.

when you go a dating site and talk about war!

when you find fun and get bored of it!

Fun? Boring?

Who you kickin it with babe.

When you seek out and post fart jokes in a fart thread...

Like anyone would ever do that???? heeheee.

Is there a fart thread on here????

I'm bored and need to read something really exciting.

You fall asleep at work.

If only you could get paid for it...

it would be ideal!

Your in a Catholic Church

when u actualy want someone to give u ajob to do