The longer I am on my own, the worse it seems to be getting. I drank milk right from the carton this morning. Tuna is eaten directly from the foil pack these days with a side of those micro-waved 'steamed' veggie 'singles...ah...yeah...right from the little bag . Is this just a phase, or should I be concerned?

is eating with your feet uncivilized???

I do draw the line at farting the Star Spangled Banner

I think you've just maybe gotten used to being alone & no man to biotch about you drinking out of the carton, etc!! I think I've changed a lot being on my own too. For the first time in my life I find myself alone. Married when I left home & learning to live again!! Now, I can do whatever I please when I please!!! Go ahead!! I don't think it'll hurt!!

I'm a west texas redneck. I've never been civilized

milk from the carton isnt so bad. Its when you wake up on the floor and grab a old hot beer off the coffee table for breakfast and spit out cigarette butts

uncivilised people dont eat tuna or steamed veggies.

we eat fish sticks and cold pork and beans out of the can

I'll even, finally, allow something that's hit the not toodirty of a floor ...

Kate, the 3 minute rule is in effect...ummm, ahhh, 3 second rule that is....I need some civility...

We're way past nanosecond, Mike, that's fo damn sho ... ...

... I need some stability ...

papersmile thinks I'm uncivilized cause I pee off the front porch

it's closer than the bathroom and why waste water flushing?

oh and I taught her kids to spit watermelon seeds in a restaraunt

you mean that isn't civilized? I better figure out where the bathroom is then. No wonder the neighbors look at me funny

Yeah, well it was late the other night. I was beat, but hadn't gotten around to making up the bed with the clean bedclothes. I threw the clean stuff onto the middle of the bed, wiggled into the middle of the mess, drapped a case over a pillow and slept quite comfortably like a baby bird in a nest. Um...this isn't the 1st time I've done that

It is kind of fun...but I used to be so organized and civilized...even when I was single. But it is kind of fun

OMG!! You said bedclothes!!! I use the same term myself & everyone laughs at me!! I've always called them that!!! Glad I've got a buddy who says the same thing!!!!!

I've never even possibly considered a dog in my bed, in my past ...

... Yeah, that's an every day event these days w/ the latest addition to the fam!

Y'all's just a bunch of 'phisticated Europeans, y'all's is ...

Oh, geez...come on, give me a break - I'm new at this

... I just realized this could sooooooo be misinterpreted ...



Clarification: Our new lil Cocker Spaniel ... ... Phew, that was close!

What do they say about great minds?

I do what ever it takes to save me from doing more work then I have to,but I still drink milk out of a glass...I guess I still need to work on it