I got this message today from an "admirer" (don't know how to categorize her), not from this site:

"-I really like how you look on one of your pictures, I like you with longer hair, definitely not the short hair! Could you please just grow it? I love messing with lover's hair! Do you snore at night? Ugh..please say no, and you need to STOP wrinkling your forehead, just quit it please, I know I had the same problem. It makes you look old. Just don't do it, it's a bad habit I know
Bye now, xoxoxo!"

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What else do you want, lady? Can I drink chocolate milk when I want or do I need a permission? Should I blink slower or faster or alternate maybe between various speeds to look "sexy"?


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Is there any women out there who just - at least- let me be who I am for a littlebit?

No and stop wrinkling your forehead..........

ahh I got an idea. Just watch, I'm gonna be just like her.
How much you wanna be that I will be called everything except a human being?

Now let me brainstorm...


Hi There! Thanks for the good advices..I would never thought of all these things! Oh boy..I'm gonna try to look like that one picture of me you like so much. Meanwhile I was just browsing through your pics..and I noticed a few tiny things..nothing really.
First, you need to start wearing a green lipstick..I LOVE green lipstick women..I just like the taste of it..it's different than the red. I also like your baby picture a lot...could you please shave your head and keep it that way? Your pony-tail is a big no go..really and STOP wearing eye make up. It reminds me of an owl...but otherwise you are one sexy beast honey! xoxoxoxo!

Thats alright Atlantis, you can be whoever you want to be. It's nice to have someone be so upfront with a person right off the bat, you know then exactly what would be in store for you for you if you dated them. People who are so quick to point out others faults are usually in denial or feel superior to others so they think they're allowed to. She probally actually thought she was helping you out.

Yeah, and right after that, there's a platinum-covered baleen whale singing "Stairway to Heaven."

Poor Lex, you will NEVER meet some one if you keep sending out energy like that.

She so deserves that response....

It's reverse psychology. So far, nobody understands that part.

I start to believe, that at one point, at a turning point in the history of mankind, women and men changed sides, in the male vs. female "etiquette".
Sometimes it's almost like ..men have to behave like prostitutes in order to please the female crowd out there. You got the option not to join, but then the all-female-jury casts you out from the society. You are a cast-away. Go talk to your volley ball if you don't play our game - sort of thing.

Just go out to a bar or club, whatever. You see the guys are standing around the dance floor waiting to be eyed by a woman, while a female-majority group dancing in the middle.

Frank, do you really think it's any easier for women? I mean seriously, you see all of us single and you still think it's "poor men, the women are so mean"???

Looks like she is in love with her fantasy idea of you ... making you into who she wants you to be in her mind...


...can you say cookoo for cocoa puffs?



Just be you ... it is enough ...

I don't think so..there are more women than men on this planet..so no, and then there are more singles than ever before according to the news, so it has to do with individualism etc...what is sad to see is expecting one to adjust to another in a one-sided way, meaning one telling what to do and the other doing it to please. What I'm saying is somehow the roles switched around..not necessarily good thing for women either, I'm just saying it's nothing like 1989 anymore.

1989 wasn't so great either.. I don't think 1914 was considered so very awesome...

My personal opinion is that you're looking at this the wrong way... Positivity breeds positivity just as negativity breeds negativity.. You can take away from any interaction exactly what you choose to..

But why am I negative? I'm just posting stuff for references, so when you are feeling gloomy and sad, you can always look up my topics and find comfort in my words and just go ahead and agree with me how everything sucks, and the whole world is going bye bye, so welcome to my lair..and let's start criticizing this god forsaken world!

I don't want to look at gloom words or criticize this world.. I see problems but what era/life/universe doesn't have them? Not one.. There is no utopia... Life is what you make of it.. You can either b*tch day in and day out or do something about it.. I prefer to see the good in people and the world, help where I can and make a difference no matter how small when I can... I love life, I love my life as imperfect as it all may be...

one of us is taking things more seriously than the other.

Apparently.. And one of us makes these kinds of posts all the time.. They say in every joke lies a bit of truth...

WTF!....you mean the beer commercials are lying?

now you've done it!....killed what little hope i had left!!!!!

I'm quoting:

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According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy. ""


or

"The idea behind the tuxedo is the woman's point of view that men are all the same; so we might as well dress them that way. That's why a wedding is like the joining together of a beautiful, glowing bride and some guy. The tuxedo is a wedding safety device, created by women because they know that men are undependable. So in case the groom chickens out, everybody just takes one step over, and she marries the next guy. ""

""Seems to me the basic conflict between men and women, sexually, is that men are like firemen. To men, sex is an emergency, and no matter what we're doing we can be ready in two minutes. Women, on the other hand, are like fire. They're very exciting, but the conditions have to be exactly right for it to occur. ""


These are from Jerry Seinfeld 50th funniest quotes...

If you wouldn't know and imagine Jerry Seinfeld with this facial expressions and ways of telling these things, you'd think he is a negative person.

Oh with beer there is utopia KC don't cry..