"Were you sleeping?"

Well, I was....

Gah! I hate that question, get it all the time when my grandma wakes me up..."were you sleeping?" "No, I'm dead."

"Were you sleeping Willy?" as she's smacking you with her walker.

"Is anyone sitting in this seat?"

If the seat is empty, then obviously nobody is sitting in it.

When I hear the question, I want to reply, "Why, yes, the Invisible Girl is sitting there. She's my date. Her brother the Human Torch is nearby cooking our meal."

A better question to ask is, "Is this seat reserved?"

Another question that is ridiculous: "Does this make me look fat?"
If a woman has to ask, then she probably already has put on extra pounds.

While standing in line at the check-out.

"Are you in line?"

"NO, I'm waiting for a bus."

u guys r hilarious

I have been the asker and the respondent with these kinds of questions.

I work in a dairy department and get this all the time..."do you have homogenized milk"?

do u tell them, No, we park the cow out back?

Do you mean after I smack them in the back of the head??

Tell them the cows have a "Don't ask, don't tell" policy.

LMAO!! I gotta try that one!

Ok not really a common thing for "normal" people, but when some people find out I am paralyzed in my legs they will ask me, "so if I cut off your leg with a chainsaw you wouldn't feel it?" WTF???!!!

There are some strange people in this world!

I don't know. Our Wal-Mart changed up the store and discontinued a few items. I'm not finding a lot of what I used to find. The idiotic place actually ran out of potatoes before Labor day, and didn't get them in for a week.

They also don't know where they put things, so the employees are useless. I've been having to shop at HEB more and I hate that store.

Pumpkin mix is apparently a seasonal thing now, so once it comes in, I'll have to stock up on it.

They don't usually even realize a cow is involved.

Do you need a rooster to get eggs from chickens?

How does milking a cow work?

Farm questions are downright scary. People are so clueless about where their food comes from. We really could do a Soylent Green, and no one would know or care, so long as they were fed.