calls Italy to have a pizza delivered

Yeah, it costs a ton too...

Needs help finding the gas tank.

is still trying to win the gold ticket to the Willie Wonka Factory

Tries to get high using scratch 'n sniff

since his freaky crazy glue accident last month

the local emergency room has dcided to ban him from

the hospital

thinks there is steak inside of beefsteak tomatoes

One Thanksgiving after drinking heavily, mistakenly made apple pie using tomatoes.

ate the pie and thought it was a steak dinner

Kidnapped Santa from the mall and demanded her presents now or the reindeer get it. Then made reindeer sausage.


(reindeer sausage is really good btw)

names his food before he eats it

Goes to Jiffy Lube when feeling amorous.

sells Avon to used car dealers

Is a used car dealer

Likes to pretend he has a rubber hose.

Skinny dips in her neighbors pool at night~

likes to use a telescope when looking in his neighbor's pool

Started a food fight at Wendy`s.

(((Rosemarie)))

is the filling in my twinkie!!!!!!!

lol

(((((((((((((((((((((ED))))))))))))))))))))0

Chews each bite of food 32 times exactly before swallowing.

believes he was raped by a chubacabra in his sleep

((((((((((Holly))))))))))