complaining about his junk being handled at the airport

(((((((((((((((((((((((HB)))))))))))))))))))))))))

Secretly collects junk...

she admires my junk collection!

((((((Galend))))))))))

takes online classes for pole dancing

Is really a bobble head doll.

Still plays with her easy bake oven

eats soup with his hands

Likes to use rats and mice as a garbage disposal and she said there still in training

missed a few workouts and gained some weight...so took his pic down

Eats peanut butter out of the jar with her tongue instead of a spoon.

uses botox

Wears tampons for earrings

likes to spike the kids' cafeteria lunches at school...

Sho orders from the kids menu so she can get the crayons.

Yells and punches out the drive thru clerk when he doesn't
get his kid's meal toy

Pouts at thge grocery store when she can't get her lunchables.

how did you know that's one of the staples in my diet?


can recite every Harry Potter movie...

She dreams of becoming Hermione.

Forgot where he docked his rowboat.