I have dreams where i'm totally naked in front of everybody and can't cover up because i have nothing to cover up with, yet strangely enough nobody notices that i'm naked, but i'm very embarrassed at being naked...oh wait..should this be in another thread?

this one is easy

starting puberty (first period), seventh grade, at school, wearing white pants,,

TERRIFYING,,,,

Same here what up with that. must mean something

gettin caught with my pants down on the job

Why was your pants down

y don't you just give us the full guest of how it happened

Hi

Starting of class. I'm teaching Grade 8 Drama. The kids are all over the place. I'm collecting field trip money. They are being monkeys. The principal and the superintendant of schools walk in. I die inside. End of story!

lol

So many to choose from, but here's one of my best...

Dating this guy for a while, but we still hadn't farted in front of each other yet (I was waiting for HIM to be the first!). We're sitting on the sofa and one came on rather quickly. I couldn't make it down the hall to the bathroom, so I got up and went over to the sliding door, which was open. Thought I could kinda sneak it. Well, no sooner did I let it out, the wind picked up and blew it back in. Unfortunately for me, it wasn't one of my "roses"...

Ah-ha! I knew it!

Ladies DO have flatulence...stinky ones.

Back in my late teens, working retail, I was in the back area of the store, lost track of what time it was and didn't realize the store had opened, I reenacted the scene from this movie-

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HyzB36pm1yU

And when I came out to the front of the store all the customers were standing there looking at me.

That's because you're such a good actor!

I was on a boat trip with my friends and I wanted to show them my skills.I did a back-flip from the roof but when I surfaced I loose my bathing slip and I was naked.

One time I thought it would be cool to try the Dukes of Hazzard move, where the guy slides across the hood of the car and jumps right in thru an open window. For the record,that doesn't work.


I went flying across the hood and bounced off the car parked next to us, and set off the alarm on it. That was pretty embarrassing, I had scraped the skin off one arm,boy did that burn.

Almost forgot about this one... My condo backs up to a park. One morning, while I was rushing around getting ready for work, I needed something in the living room (I was naked, of course). My blinds were open. I looked down the hallway to see if anyone was around and thought the coast was clear and came running out. A guy from the complex across the way was walking his dog, who came up right outside my back patio to do his business. I looked up and ran back down the hall, but figured he didn't see me. I was walking my dog the next day and told one of the other dog owners about it, and he said, "no, he saw you..." So not only did he see me, he had told my friend about it! Needless to say, I'm much more careful about it now!

Once when could not be helped, decided to take a leak in public, behind an apartment building. However, an old lady busted me and yelled very loudly to tuck my pecker before she tucked it for me. It startled me so badly I ended up peeing all over myself and had to run home for a change, which was not exactly close by. I now have a phobia about urinating in public.

CRASHED MY TRACTOR INTO A HOOTERS.LOL

Has yet to happen.

I was walking across the road, in town. I noticed two people arguing rather loudly. Once I'd crossed the road, I still continued to watch them. It was quite intriguing. As with all distractions, there comes a punishment of some sort. I never took my eyes off them as I was walking, which resulted in me banging my forehead into a massive glass window. Yes. I did a Justin Bieber.