Red, and then purple.

Do you like it when a man cooks for you?

Sometimes it very nice but I like to either do it together or have it ready for him..

Can you remember your third grade teachers name

Yes. My 3rd grade teachers name was Mrs. Mary Martin

What is your favorite meal to have prepared for you?

Hot Dogs and Baked Beans would anyone like some now ?

Are they "all beef" hot dogs? I don't want any of those chicken-lips-and-animal-tails tube steaks, thanks. Like it meaty, donchaknow!

Would you eat unidentified meat in a restaurant?

I always carry prime meaty beef.


What would one consider unidentified meat ?

Unidentified meat is the meat by-products that they put in dog food.

Do you know what the meat by-products are they they put in dog food?

Yes, I do know.

Do the U.S.D.A. Inspectors tag the combos of meat by-products as unfit for human consumption?

Yes they do.

Why does dog food smell so damn bad?

Because it doesn't have a nose.

Is dog food made from canine?

Not usually.

Do they use road kill for the meat in dog food?

I don't think so...

Have you ever had possum soup? (opossum)

I have

Did you know gelatin ( Jello-O, med capsules etc) is made from cow bones?

As a matter of fact, I did!

Do you know that no two zebras have stripes that are exactly alike?

I never noticed that.

Do you watch science programs on tv?

(((Glenda)))

I do, actually!

Do you think Charlie Sheen (watching 2 1/2 Men) is both genius and insane?

It is.

Do you think Sheen pulled a Cpl Klinger to get out of his contact?

I think he's truly nuts.

Have you ever cross dressed?

No I have not but do trying on a thong count as cross dressing ? {Just Asking}

No, (since I have one that I wear in special occasions)

Have you ever seen an UFO?