Topic: Hello
whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 631 |
Hello.
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2KidsMom
Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 29285 |
Welcome to Mingle2
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whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 631 |
QUOTE: Welcome to Mingle2
Thanky. |
FindMe1113
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 35110 |
Hello from New York
 ... Nice screen name!
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soufiehere
Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 20204 |
QUOTE: Hello. I read your profile. It cracked me up :-) You should do just fine here. Welcome, from the Oregon coast :-) |
wolfchic
Joined Wed 09/26/07 Posts: 7665 |
Welcome!
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pyxxie13
Joined Wed 09/28/11 Posts: 3835 |
Hi and welcome to mingle!
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tazzops
Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 28924 |
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Lizajane_thatsme
Joined Fri 05/13/11 Posts: 1908 |
Hi
from Texas and welcome to mingle and enjoy and have fun
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42BlackBBW
Joined Mon 09/12/11 Posts: 3142 |
Your profile made me smile...
hiya and welcome from the UK
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loveablewilx
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 1 |
hiya ppl i,m new here anyone wanna chat or add me to friends. i dont bite, i,m a fun loveable guy looking for love and fun ,
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whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 631 |
I'd like to thank each and everyone of you for the warm welcome so...
thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou thankyou |
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2KidsMom
Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 29285 |
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soufiehere
Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 20204 |
QUOTE: hiya ppl i,m new here anyone wanna chat or add me to friends. i dont bite, i,m a fun loveable guy looking for love and fun ,
Nice clench. Welcome :-) |
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whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 631 |
I think there was an old Steve Martin standup bit where he literaly did that to the entire audience.
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soufiehere
Joined Sat 10/24/09 Posts: 20204 |
QUOTE: I think there was an old Steve Martin standup bit where he literaly did that to the entire audience. EVERYone's got a mortgage :-) |
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whattheheywastaken
Joined Wed 11/30/11 Posts: 631 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I think there was an old Steve Martin standup bit where he literaly did that to the entire audience. EVERYone's got a mortgage :-) Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place." "Oh, you must have one more pair. . . .” "No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . . “Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!" "No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .' "Get them!" Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. Carlo spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me." "But... "Put them on me!" Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes. The screams were incredible. Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see. "I like them." She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street. Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes." |
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2KidsMom
Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 29285 |
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machug
Joined Sun 09/04/11 Posts: 6435 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I think there was an old Steve Martin standup bit where he literaly did that to the entire audience. EVERYone's got a mortgage :-) Anna knew She had to have a new pair of shoes today, and Carlo had helped her try on every pair in the store. Carlo spoke wearily, "Well, that's it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place." "Oh, you must have one more pair. . . .” "No, not one more . . . . Well, we have the cruel shoes, but no one would want to try . . . “Yes, let me see the cruel shoes!" "No, you don't understand, you see, the cruel shoes are . . .' "Get them!" Carlo disappeared into the back room for a moment, and then reappeared carrying an ordinary shoebox. He took off the lid and removed a hideous pair of black and white pumps. But this was not an ordinary pair of black and white pumps; both were left feet, one had a right angle turn with separate compartments that pointed the toes in impossible directions. The other shoe was six inches long and was curved inward like a rocking chair with a vise and razor blades to hold the foot in place. Carlo spoke hesitantly, ". . . Now you see . . . they' re not fit for humans . . ." "Put them on me." "But... "Put them on me!" Carlo knew all arguments were useless. He knelt down before her and forced the feet into the shoes. The screams were incredible. Anna crawled over to the mirror and held her bloody feet up where she could see. "I like them." She paid Carlo and crawled out of the store into the street. Later that day, Carlo was overheard saying to a new customer, "Well, that's it. That’s every pair of shoes in the place. Unless, of course, you'd like to try the cruel shoes." OMG!!! I remember Cruel Shoes. Love Steve Martin. 
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