Ok.., Thanks Dr. Luv your the best doctor ever.

Dear Dr. Luv, is it true that if you put lipstick on your nipples that it would attract more men, I mean what is the point of putting lipstick on your nipples?? umm pun intended.

ONLINE with Christina...ty for the call...................

*Dr Luv2roknrollby looking clueless*

I'll let Ladywind handle this one...

Ok,

ill take a jab at it, anyways.

I would think,

so that when your having sex with a drag queen, or Marilyn Manson, wearing lots of lipstick,

that you wouldnt have to worry about him getting lipstick on your nipples when he sucks them?????????

Is that you thewaterbearer all dressed up lurking in the night.., yum-yum.

Thats what I do best tiger.

Come in get it.............Meow.

Dear Dr. Luv.,

Can you suggest something that I can do to keep my kilt in place whenever I am wearing it in public?



The wind can be cold at times.

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Ohhhhhhhhh,

thats really easy...

just safety pin it,

to your pink, lacy, silk, panties.

















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Dear luvstorockenrollerby;

Today I went to a fairly fancy dinning establishment in my neighborhood to have a nice lunch. I don't want to drop any names but the initials are Mc Ds. No sooner do I sit down and unwrap my hot tasty sandwich when I notice some little tart sitting directly in my line of sight has three quarters of her butt crack hanging out of her pants. Now if her butt was as hot and tasty as my sandwich I wouldn't have minded. Butt it wasn't. In fact her butt was butt ugly. I've seen fifty year old plumbers with better looking butt cracks than she had. I could hardly keep my sandwich down. And that rather large muffin top she was sporting wasn't helping any either.
Just what is a nice guy suppose to do in a situation like that without risking getting a McFlurry spoon jabbed in his eye?

Yell out, "Hey! if I wanted a side order of cottage cheese with my sandwich I would have ordered it!" ??

Start loudly singing, "I see London, I see France, I see you're not wearing any underpants." ??

Walk up to her table, set down an extra large can of "butt spackle"
and whisper, "listen hon you really ought to try this."?

OMFGGGGGGGGGG!!



IVE FALLEN AND I CANT GET UP!!

ONLINE LIVE with Mowtown....ty for the
.......im trying, I really am!

I will have to come back to this when im not in hysterics!

ONLINE with Mowtown...ty for calling..*giggle*................

I suggest you use "drive thru" next time.























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