Wait, that wasn't why I came by..

I came by to say.

I'm retiring from the show.

For further details.
Seek my recent post in the Anonymous Not-So Anonymous thread.

Later.
M.

<-------*knows that when your a chick, you can get just about anything, whether they sell it, or not*

Its okay Mike, I can understand how ya feel. Old age is a big crap.

*shows her a chainsaw*

Ash=hottie

looks like i competition for ash

Liz, seems like you wanna get laid with me haha just kiddin

Not gon happen

Nah, your on next level.

well hello cutie

whats not gonna happen? Me goin to prison for havin sex with 15yr old or you raping me?()

WE ARE HUGH FANS OF YOUR SHOW!!!! *giggle*

Sorry Ash, but we came by to see Mike!!!

WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE.....

And we're not leaving till we get him!!!

WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE!
WE WANT MIKE.....

:O

..hey now!

No rioting..

..especially wearing that!!

o.-

Its not rape if its consensual. Talkin about me here. Why would you want a 15-year-old?

*running around like teenage girls*




OMG, OMG ITS HIMMMMMMMMMMMMMM, ITS MIKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

OH, OH, IM SOOOOOOOO IN SHOCK, I CANT TALK!! You talk to him Pinkey!!





Welllllllllllll, basically we're having a "Tranny" party, and we would be honored if you would attend, seeing as you are a transvestite, and all!! hehehehe

Rue Paul was all booked up, so we came here hoping you would cum to our gayla event??? hehehehe





Hi im Susan, OMG ITS HIM!!! We really would like you to be there!





HHHHHHi, immmmm JJJJJJerrathia, immmm atttendddding! Sssssssorry im sssssoooo nervousssss meettttting yyyyyououu!!





There will be spankings, Roberta loves them!! So we do them just for her!!





Hi Mike, im Cupid.I wouldnt miss it for the world.And sorry but I like Ash more, so I was hoping Ash would be there too!!





And I love both of you, and hope you both cum "at", I mean "to" our party! hehehehe





Sorry no pets allowed, and you know why! Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!



So what do you guys say???

Will you come to our party??

Ohh, geez, dayum..

You caught me on the wrong life *cough*.

..See, I got this pact with Satan..

..and this week I'm booked having to, ya know.

Do the Devil's Work and all.

>.>

..plus I need to have my eyes cleaned out with bleach right quick.
That healing process takes a while, ya know how that goes..

*mumbles* ..or at least your families do.

:D

But,,,but,,,,but,,,,

you would be the prettiest person there Mike!!

You just have to come!!

MADNESS

I know I would be..
..but I don't want that roll. D:

I'm the type to blend in shadows.

Like the ninja at the party..

You know the type.

You put out chips and dip, and when you come back to put the beer out.

Vanished without a trace.

So you go for more chips and dip, and then the beer is gone and you're like, :O What in the unholy crab's constipation is going on here!

..yeah. Dats me.

>.>