Topic: LUV2'S NEIGHBORHOOD BAR...GRAND OPENING! - part 3
luv2roknroll
Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: Ummm, I have a needle phobia luv! They make me soft in the knees... 
*Luv2 runs* |
oldhippie1952
Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12731 |
See luv.
See luv run. Run, luv, run! See hippie. With axe to grind... |
Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in.
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boonedoggy61
Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 9606 |
QUOTE: Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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luv2roknroll
Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Hey, Luv! While you are running away, use a pie to lure the "pole dancer" away from the bar. She is blocking the front door, and nobody can get in. PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
QUIT HATIN YALL! *"Skinny" starts singing* Im, 
too sexy for my pole,
too sexy for my pole,
too sexy for my,
im too sexyyyyyyy!
Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 05/09/12 12:37 PM
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luv2roknroll
Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: See luv. See luv run. Run, luv, run! See hippie. With axe to grind...  
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
Hey, Hippie! After you grind your axe, use it cut down the pole. Maybe then the pole dancer will leave and stop blocking the front door to the bar.
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boonedoggy61
Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 9606 |
Damn!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Its damn hard to get in the door with that
tub O sh-t in the way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
Perhaps the pole dancer is needing a ride. Certainly we can hire a tow truck for her.
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jemare
Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 1531 |
>>>>>> Walks in, hears everyone laughing and whistles LOUDLY so that everyone gets quiet and turns to stare at her 
Hey guys... Why is Luv running down the street with a pie in her hand and OH52 not far behind her carrying an ax and screaming "here's Johnny"? Oh yea... the pole dancer seems to be chasing them both on a bike
Can someone get me a drink please? 
Edited by jemare on Wed 05/09/12 09:13 PM
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boonedoggy61
Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 9606 |
just glad to have the bar back......................... |
Kahurangi
Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970 |
QUOTE:
Can someone get me a drink please?
Shux Boone...is that you back in your hey day? 
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boonedoggy61
Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 9606 |
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oldhippie1952
Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12731 |
OK, I go chasing luv2 and the deranged people sneak in past the absentee pole dancer. *whack! whack!* (So much for the pole, and I feel better now having whacked off)
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
QUOTE: . . . I feel better now having whacked off . . .
Me, too. 
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jemare
Joined Fri 04/24/09 Posts: 1531 |
I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you? 
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
QUOTE: I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you?
When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!" |
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oldhippie1952
Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12731 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you?
When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!" We're in a bar, it should be "liquor tsunami!" |
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12324 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: I didn't hear anyone warn us with "timmmmmmber" did you?
When that pole dancer falls, you don't yell "timmmmmmber". Instead, you yell "Earthquake!" We're in a bar, it should be "liquor tsunami!" Uh, "liquor" is not something that I would say in reference to that pole dancer. * * * * * * Alcohol would probably be bad for her health. |
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oldhippie1952
Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12731 |
After stuffing her with pie we're worried about her health?
At least save the liquor bottles on the shelf from breaking! |