Topic: IT WAS SOMEBODY I BOINKED,,,,BUT WHO???
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mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 6658 |
QUOTE: mg, are you saying this little bundle of joy may be yours?????
Well, I have to admit, there is a resemblance. |
Rawrr_Girl
Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 3503 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
Kinky. I like it.
Rawrr_Girl, if you like it, then do you want a visit from all of the suspects?
Maybe. . Well, one or two of em seem pretty cool. :D
Yes i'm kinky indeed. lol. Arighty. I'm not planning on getting pregnant just yet. I have more condom sense than some. lol. I'll be back:)) |
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Kahurangi Joined Thu 04/26/12 Posts: 1970 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby.
That bears a striking resemblance to my pet bat...actually come to think of it there was that one time the vamp went MIA.... |
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: This is taking days. Just how many did she sleep with?
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: Fear not. A detective has been on the case.
He has discovered another suspect.
The suspect was involved in another pregnancy scandal involving the wife of one of his cousins.
The product of that scandal is . . .
Plus, the suspect was seen leaving Luv's home a little more than 9 months ago.
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: Well it wasn't me. I haven't boinked since 08. Well there was that little fling out in Cali a while back where the chick took all the change out of my ashtray, but that don't count, does it? Get in line for your D.N.A. test! |
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Well it wasn't me. I haven't boinked since 08. Well there was that little fling out in Cali a while back where the chick took all the change out of my ashtray, but that don't count, does it? I donno man...that definitely sounds like our girl. She uses pocket change to "penny nail" people into bathrooms. Jam a few pennies and nickles or dimes into a door jamb...They are screwed. you gotta take the door off the hinges to get out....it is hilarious (and it is VERY effective). Plus, Roberta is from Cali....I think we got a match!!!! :) hehehehehehehe No comment.
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: once AGAIN, we are back trying to find out who is the father of luv2roknroll's baby.
That bears a striking resemblance to my pet bat...actually come to think of it there was that one time the vamp went MIA.... No comment. |
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
Today on Springer...JERRY, JERRY, JERRY..............
Hello, and welcome to Springer. It seems that we're striking out in the search for luv2's babies daddy. With so many suspects, this might take a whole season, but we'll find him!! Heres what MG had to say
Ohhhhhhhhhh wow! I DID say that it looked like me! If I am the father, I WILL step up, and help luv2 raise that sweet baby!
SCREW THE D.N.A. TEST!! WE HAVE A WINNER!! NOW GIMME SOME MONEY M.G.!!! Heres what Bulldog had to say
Heyyyyy! I get around, ya know! When your a hot biker dude like me, your a chick magnet. If this is my kid, it wont be the only one I have and dont know about it, thats for sure. hehehe. Heres what Mowtown had to say
Ohhhhhhh greeeeeeeeat! Im getting hassled for 47 cents, and a one night stand. F******************ck this!
Time for the D.N.A. results... In the case of M.G. YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Thats right, because what happens in Vegas, STAYS IN VEGAS!! In the case of Bulldog YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!
Seriously??? Wow! Thats a first! In the case of Mowtown YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER
In that case, I want my 47 cents back biotch!
THIS CRAP IS RIGGED! LET ME TELL YOU WHO THE FATHER IS!!! Ok, eni, meani, miney, moe, catch a ..............................
So another day of disappointment in finding luv2's babies daddy. Hopefully we'll find him tomorrow, or at least before the end of the world in 2012. And take this thought with you..."Sometimes you really shouldnt drink soooo much when your at the bar, or you could end up on my show taking a D.N.A. test. And with that...goodbye! JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.........
Edited by luv2roknroll on Wed 05/02/12 08:12 AM
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mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 6658 |
I'm gonna miss that little thing. Had the room all ready for homecomings. Nanny, maid, tutor, cook, doc everything that little one desired. But, if it's not meant to be I will move on and find happiness at the local bar. Bartender, sarsaparilla please.
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: I'm gonna miss that little thing. Had the room all ready for homecomings. Nanny, maid, tutor, cook, doc everything that little one desired. But, if it's not meant to be I will move on and find happiness at the local bar. Bartender, sarsaparilla please.
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Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12310 |
Another paternity suspect has stepped forward.
Edited by Dodo_David on Wed 05/02/12 03:32 PM
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motowndowntown Joined Wed 11/19/08 Posts: 13419 |
WTF???
It's not me? I never even took the DNA test. !@# #$%^$ I went out and bought magazines and a big bottle of lotion to study for it. Now what am I going to do? |
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Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12310 |
Shouldn't Jerry Springer take a DNA test, too?
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mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 6658 |
Maybe I could still get visitation.
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
Im lovin this thread!
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY....... And today on The Jerry Springer show
Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know the drill. Still testing dudes that luv2 boinked..pffffffffft. This is what Optomistic had to say
She said she wanted to go to London with me, and,,,,and,,,,and,,,, Heres what Jemare had to say
??????????????????????????????????? Heres what Wux had to say
I invited her for dinner, and before we could leave her house, she was on me like a cheap suit, pawing, and grabbing, and..........
And the D.N.A. results are in In the case of Optomistic OPTOMISTIC IS NOT THE FATHER!
Whewwwwwww! That could of really sucked!! In the case of Jemare JEMARE IS NOT THE FATHER!
??????????????????????????????????? In the case of Wux WUX IS NOT THE FATHER!!
....and I kept telling her to stop, but she wouldnt, she just kept on pawing, and grabbing, and..................
HEY JERRY! GET A D.N.A. TEST! I KNOW YOU HAVE MONEY!!!
Is anyone else getting frustrated? How long can this go on, until we find luv2's babies daddy?? My thought for today: I know if your watching you probably had her too, so just get in the D.N.A. line already!! See ya tomorrow! JERRY, JERRY, JERRY.........
Edited by luv2roknroll on Thu 05/03/12 07:39 AM
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Torgo70 Joined Fri 06/27/08 Posts: 19199 |
I think luv should have a talk with her plumber...
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Dodo_David Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12310 |
QUOTE: I think luv should have a talk with her plumber...
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luv2roknroll Joined Sun 07/06/08 Posts: 29313 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: I think luv should have a talk with her plumber...
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. Well, one or two of em seem pretty cool. :D