Topic: Cinco de crappo......
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
LoL Couldn't come up with a better topic...This is the 3rd consecutive Cinco de Mayo that has pretty much sucked arse. I overslept after i got off work today...now i'm bored. I'm sneezing my brains out..literally. I think brain matter is seeping from my nostrils. I'm watching an infomercial about these awesome curlers that are like sea shells or whatever and i kind of want them but if i order something from an infomercial i think that would seal the deal for me (as far as getting old) ... anyway..and i'm surrounded with tissues full of...boogers and brain matter. Hope that mental picture turned you on. Of course if you weren't turned on you wouldn't be reading this...
I'm not even really sure what the point of this post is... Pod people...hmmm You ever have weird random thoughts? Obviously i do...Seriously though........ Pod people. Eek? |
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1andOnlyN0rd Joined Sat 05/05/12 Posts: 55 |
QUOTE: LoL Couldn't come up with a better topic...This is the 3rd consecutive Cinco de Mayo that has pretty much sucked arse. I overslept after i got off work today...now i'm bored. I'm sneezing my brains out..literally. I think brain matter is seeping from my nostrils. I'm watching an infomercial about these awesome curlers that are like sea shells or whatever and i kind of want them but if i order something from an infomercial i think that would seal the deal for me (as far as getting old) ... anyway..and i'm surrounded with tissues full of...boogers and brain matter. Hope that mental picture turned you on. Of course if you weren't turned on you wouldn't be reading this... I'm not even really sure what the point of this post is... Pod people...hmmm You ever have weird random thoughts? Obviously i do...Seriously though........ Pod people. Eek? Zombie apocalypse, crosses my mind all the time. And now I can kiss sleep good-bye because now my mind is racing with thoughts of pod people. Oh, and at least its coming out your nose, I've been sneezing out my lungs since spring started (it's worse with summer being here), and it always launches out my mouth. Gross. Oh, and yeah, quite the amazing visual there... |
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mg1959 Joined Thu 04/05/07 Posts: 6671 |
I don't know, you guys are making me pretty sleepy, or at least happy that things of a slimmy nature are not dripping out of my body parts.
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: LoL Couldn't come up with a better topic...This is the 3rd consecutive Cinco de Mayo that has pretty much sucked arse. I overslept after i got off work today...now i'm bored. I'm sneezing my brains out..literally. I think brain matter is seeping from my nostrils. I'm watching an infomercial about these awesome curlers that are like sea shells or whatever and i kind of want them but if i order something from an infomercial i think that would seal the deal for me (as far as getting old) ... anyway..and i'm surrounded with tissues full of...boogers and brain matter. Hope that mental picture turned you on. Of course if you weren't turned on you wouldn't be reading this... I'm not even really sure what the point of this post is... Pod people...hmmm You ever have weird random thoughts? Obviously i do...Seriously though........ Pod people. Eek? Zombie apocalypse, crosses my mind all the time. And now I can kiss sleep good-bye because now my mind is racing with thoughts of pod people. Oh, and at least its coming out your nose, I've been sneezing out my lungs since spring started (it's worse with summer being here), and it always launches out my mouth. Gross. Oh, and yeah, quite the amazing visual there... Idk..I'm thinking pod people are a little more of a threat than zombies. I mean zombies you can tell if someone is a zombie or not....a pod person though...thats tricky. |
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1andOnlyN0rd Joined Sat 05/05/12 Posts: 55 |
QUOTE: I don't know, you guys are making me pretty sleepy, or at least happy that things of a slimmy nature are not dripping out of my body parts. woah woah woah, I don't drip, I... Project? |
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
Speaking of infomercials...
Someone order me a Schticky! |
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1andOnlyN0rd Joined Sat 05/05/12 Posts: 55 |
QUOTE: Speaking of infomercials... Someone order me a Schticky! No, just use some duck tape, works just as well and it's a lot cheaper. |
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: Speaking of infomercials... Someone order me a Schticky! No, just use some duck tape, works just as well and it's a lot cheaper. I don't like your logic...I rather have the schticky.
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1andOnlyN0rd Joined Sat 05/05/12 Posts: 55 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Speaking of infomercials... Someone order me a Schticky! No, just use some duck tape, works just as well and it's a lot cheaper. I don't like your logic...I rather have the schticky.
That's such a weird name for it though... I thought it said "Schitky" like **** Key? Idk, I'm out of it and loopy, sorry. |
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: QUOTE: Speaking of infomercials... Someone order me a Schticky! No, just use some duck tape, works just as well and it's a lot cheaper. I don't like your logic...I rather have the schticky.
That's such a weird name for it though... I thought it said "Schitky" like **** Key? Idk, I'm out of it and loopy, sorry. I only want it cause the infomercial guy is the one that got arrested for being with prostitutes and at the end of the bit he says you can even use it in awkward situations... then they show him 'schticking' his shirt while posing for a mug shot. |
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1andOnlyN0rd Joined Sat 05/05/12 Posts: 55 |
QUOTE: I only want it cause the infomercial guy is the one that got arrested for being with prostitutes and at the end of the bit he says you can even use it in awkward situations... then they show him 'schticking' his shirt while posing for a mug shot. Too much quoting going on, I had to clean it up. Uhm, well, that's not really that awkward... They should have had him on his knees schticking lint off of his cellmate's pants or something. That'd be awkward.
Edited by 1andOnlyN0rd on Sun 05/06/12 03:27 AM
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MissB4ya Joined Wed 04/18/12 Posts: 526 |
Would have been hilaaaarious!
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