What is your best pick up line one that makes the opposite sex just want to rip your clothes off and take it anywhere

when they find out I am going to be going to school to become a massage therapist and I currently massage friends for fun. They are like "Can I be your friend??" as they rip off their shirts and lay down. LOL

I have millions in the bank.........

..really?this is your best line?..honey..,with me, you dont need to speak at all..>>>KALEIJOSCOPE IS RUNNING SO FAST TO HIDE EMBARASSMENT<<<LOL!!!

You must be a overdue library book cause you got fine written all over you

Ahhhh. Ya just gotta love the classics. Just like the old reliable, "Baby you must be tired. You've been running through my mind all day".

Baby did you fart, 'cause you blow me away!

*thinks* "Stick it in!" But that's me being a lady.

I look them in the eye, slightly smile and say:
"The answer to all your questions about me is 'No.'
However, if you ask the right question, the answer is 'Yes.'"

A wicked little grin doesn't hurt.

I swear this is legitimate....

EVERYTIME I ever told a chick..."Look, you seem cool but, I got no interest in lovin you or being in a relationship"...I have only heard this one answer...

and I quote...."could we just have sex"?
Not even kidding.

I heard that twice tonight