Topic: What was the worst date you've ever been on?
mscherbear
Joined Fri 03/07/08 Posts: 15071 |
QUOTE: QUOTE: once upon a time o wait thats not right. my worst date would be the time my ex fiance and i went to his parents house for dinner and movie his idea not mine. so my ex fiance has a son i loved the kid i love children but anyway we order chinese and start the movie five minutes into the movie he gets a text. he says he has to step out for a minute so i was like ok sure go ahead. well long story short he came back three hours later smell like a cheap you know what and his shirt was buttoned wrong. he now has another child coming and its not from me. That's horrible!!! |
boonedoggy61
Joined Fri 09/09/11 Posts: 9606 |
QUOTE: OMG...First and only time I walked out on a date. Usually, I figure even if it's not working, I can be nice and enjoy for a few hours. Not this time... I suggested we meet at the pub where we first met. He didn't want to meet there, so we agreed on another place. I waited 30 minutes and he texted and said he was on his way. 30 minutes later, he texted again and said he was on his way. Shows up 30 minutes after that (I've waited 1 1/2 hours), stone drunk (he was drinking at the bar I originally suggested, closer to my home). Orders a seared ahi appetizer and decides he wants 2 of them. Waitress shows up with both and he asks her why 2? Proceeds to take the thai slaw in the middle of each and piles it all onto one plate (with his bare hands), puts the ahi onto one plate (yep, bare hands), slides the plate with the slaw across the table and it almost goes over the edge, dips a piece of ahi and swirls it around in the wasabi and shoves it down my throat while my mouth was open. The tears were rolling down my face and I'm choking, and what does he do? Leans in for a kiss... I plunked a $20 down, got up and left at that point, with the waitress and the musician nodding their approval...  
OMG That was you???? I was a couple booths down from ya and was waving my hands just trying to get yer attention!!!!!! But you walked out and I never saw you again........ 
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
I once had a date with a 'blow up doll'
it kept going down on me that was a good date Think about it - deflating 
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
I once went on a date with a blind girl
at the end of the night i took her back to my place we were lying on the bed touching each other up she said to me - 'WOW, you have got the biggest c--k i have ever had my hands on" I said "never, your pulling my leg" Sorry |
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
QUOTE: OMG...First and only time I walked out on a date. Usually, I figure even if it's not working, I can be nice and enjoy for a few hours. Not this time... I suggested we meet at the pub where we first met. He didn't want to meet there, so we agreed on another place. I waited 30 minutes and he texted and said he was on his way. 30 minutes later, he texted again and said he was on his way. Shows up 30 minutes after that (I've waited 1 1/2 hours), stone drunk (he was drinking at the bar I originally suggested, closer to my home). Orders a seared ahi appetizer and decides he wants 2 of them. Waitress shows up with both and he asks her why 2? Proceeds to take the thai slaw in the middle of each and piles it all onto one plate (with his bare hands), puts the ahi onto one plate (yep, bare hands), slides the plate with the slaw across the table and it almost goes over the edge, dips a piece of ahi and swirls it around in the wasabi and shoves it down my throat while my mouth was open. The tears were rolling down my face and I'm choking, and what does he do? Leans in for a kiss... I plunked a $20 down, got up and left at that point, with the waitress and the musician nodding their approval...
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
Hey Mscherbear
Can I take you on a date AGAIN please I promise this time I will behave myself 
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
QUOTE: I went on a date once and everything was fine until he got nervous and threw up everywhere, lets just say he never got a kiss goodnight..Whats your story? Hey Desi, why are you making such a fuss, at least I wasn't sick on you 
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ChinchillaZilla
Joined Fri 01/27/12 Posts: 149 |
one of my worst dates is when i went to go see a movie with a guy and he showed up with his whole family it was a little wierd but them they kept taking pictures of us.. i decided to stick it out :/ after the movie we went to get something to eat (we where all packed in his moms mini van btw)and they kept offering to let me move in with them...creepy as hell. i ended up having them drop me off at a friends house because i didnt want them knowing where i live. i was 19 and he was 27..it was one big WTF moment
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joethebricky
Joined Sat 08/04/12 Posts: 35 |
QUOTE: one of my worst dates is when i went to go see a movie with a guy and he showed up with his whole family it was a little wierd but them they kept taking pictures of us.. i decided to stick it out :/ after the movie we went to get something to eat (we where all packed in his moms mini van btw)and they kept offering to let me move in with them...creepy as hell. i ended up having them drop me off at a friends house because i didnt want them knowing where i live. i was 19 and he was 27..it was one big WTF moment Hey, don't you dare talk about my family like that |
boredinaz06
Joined Sun 10/15/06 Posts: 22007 |
I took this girl to the all you can eat place around the corner here and as soon as I got a table she left and never came back. I heard a commotion and like most others were looking to see what was going on and I saw her there in the middle of it. I went over to see what the problem was and she informed me that people kept taking food off her plate at which time the manager informed her she was eating from the buffet line! |
PacificStar48
Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 8955 |
Usually Sunday was always "family day" for me and my kids. This guy just kept hassleing me that I should give him a break so I give in and take my kids to a company BBQ.
This genius decides it is taking too long to get the food cooked and the BBQ coals are not "hot" enough so he goes into the house and brings out a non-airesol bottle of hairspray to slop on it. Well of course the flame follows right back up into the plastic bottle, explodeing it, all ever everyone at the party catching peoples clothes and hair on fire. Molton beads of plastic everywhere. Me and one son included. My son blister burns his hand putting my clothes out. But He gets second and third degree burns on 80% of his face and head and with people so mad they want to stomp a mudhole in him I quickly drive my sons, him, and myself to the ER for the next 18 hours. There he has the NERVE to complain to the nurse I neglected him by putting myself out first or he wouldn't be burn so badly. When the host found out what really happened he had him charged with arson and reckless endangerment of minors and court-martialed out of the Air Force but it was a huge big trial drama . |
Rawrr_Girl
Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 3523 |
There was this mopey guy, who a friend had set me up with [hence my unwillingness to go on a blind date ever again. Not that it matters now anyway]. We were at the cinema watching a horror movie. We had many stuff in common. Anyway, he wouldn't stop moaning about his past girlfriends. "I still don't get why she left me? Am I ugly?", etc. This was almost becoming a damn joke. "Do you think I have enough sex appeal?" was another he asked. I started figuring he wanted confirmation that he was "normal". I couldn't take it any longer. I told him "I have to leave. My friend is waiting for me at her place". Even though it was a lie.
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ChinchillaZilla
Joined Fri 01/27/12 Posts: 149 |
QUOTE: Usually Sunday was always "family day" for me and my kids. This guy just kept hassleing me that I should give him a break so I give in and take my kids to a company BBQ. This genius decides it is taking too long to get the food cooked and the BBQ coals are not "hot" enough so he goes into the house and brings out a non-airesol bottle of hairspray to slop on it. Well of course the flame follows right back up into the plastic bottle, explodeing it, all ever everyone at the party catching peoples clothes and hair on fire. Molton beads of plastic everywhere. Me and one son included. My son blister burns his hand putting my clothes out. But He gets second and third degree burns on 80% of his face and head and with people so mad they want to stomp a mudhole in him I quickly drive my sons, him, and myself to the ER for the next 18 hours. There he has the NERVE to complain to the nurse I neglected him by putting myself out first or he wouldn't be burn so badly. When the host found out what really happened he had him charged with arson and reckless endangerment of minors and court-martialed out of the Air Force but it was a huge big trial drama . you win lol |
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PacificStar48
Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 8955 |
Do I get a prize? hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Rasmus916
Joined Wed 06/24/09 Posts: 472 |
The worst for me, the entire date, she was texting her ex boyfriend, getting angrier and angrier over how he was treating her, hell at one point she started cussing at her phone as if her phone was the one at fault. Once I was done eating my meal (I was hungry) I got up, payed the bill and even payed for a taxi to pick her up and take her home. I had picked her up to take her out to eat, but was NOT going to sit through taking her home after that.
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PacificStar48
Joined Tue 10/02/07 Posts: 8955 |
Ras I think I would have gotten my meal to go and gave her a bus token.
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Rasmus916
Joined Wed 06/24/09 Posts: 472 |
QUOTE: Ras I think I would have gotten my meal to go and gave her a bus token. Normally I would, but it had been a long day. Never got a lunch break at work, was running late to work that morning so I skipped breakfast. Once I smelled that meal in front of me, well, hunger took over. :P |
aquariannaturegirl
Joined Sun 08/12/12 Posts: 2 |
Chinchillazilla- That's pretty funny!
Edited by aquariannaturegirl on Sun 08/12/12 08:52 PM
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sisodiya
Joined Tue 07/05/11 Posts: 3 |
Hiii im 22 year old young boy n im 4rm jaipur n i study in pune wadia clg im very cool honest guy n i realy help people who find smthing for good fun ....i have prfct body n i can get fully fun frm it n whatver u want jst try me byyyyye enjy life reply soon if u can
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esebulldog
Joined Wed 08/05/09 Posts: 19911 |
QUOTE: Hiii im 22 year old young boy n im 4rm jaipur n i study in pune wadia clg im very cool honest guy n i realy help people who find smthing for good fun ....i have prfct body n i can get fully fun frm it n whatver u want jst try me byyyyye enjy life reply soon if u can too bad this is in the joke threads, i'd bet a lot of mingle women were itching to reply |