Topic: Dead pun - you were warned!!
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oldhippie1952 Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12872 |
Two police officers respond to a crime scene behind a grocery store. The homicide detective is already there.
"What happened?" asks the first officer. "Male, about twenty-five, covered in Raisin Bran and dead as a doornail." "Good grief," says the second officer. "Didn't we have one covered in Frosted Flakes yesterday? And Captain Crunch last week?" "You're right. I'm afraid," says the detective as he took a drag from his cigar. "This is the work of a cereal killer." |
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tazzops Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 29052 |
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