Topic: Have a Great Weekend Folks
uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21913 |
A mosquito landed on my balls... Hardest decision of my life. 
A salesman knocked on my door today. I opened it and said, "You'll have to be quick mate, I'm running around like a nutter in here." "Who is your current energy supplier?" he asked. I said, "Red Bull." 
Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? to see what was on the other side. 
I mistook the Facebook status box for Google search, and now I don't have to go to family functions any more. 
'Welcome to Facebook - Log In, Sign Up or Learn More' I didnt Log in,I didnt Sign up and I read a book. 
I said to my girlfriend, "Please get me a newspaper." "Don't be silly," she replied, "you can borrow my iPad." That f***ing spider never knew what hit it! 
Yesterday,I bought loads and loads of women's body spray that I'm sure I'll never use. It was an Impulse buy.
Edited by uk1971 on Fri 07/20/12 01:58 AM
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