Topic: Impossibilities
oldhippie1952
Joined Mon 03/14/11 Posts: 12712 |
IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD
1. U can't count your hair. 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you... 1) U are reading this. 2) U are human. 3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) U just attempted to do it. 6) U are laughing at yourself. 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5. 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5. 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too. 10) U are probably going to share this to see who else falls for it. You have received this because I didn’t want to be alone in the Idiot category. |
luvin53
Joined Fri 12/23/11 Posts: 243 |
 from one IDIOT to another. I needed a laugh about my self. thanks 
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2KidsMom
Joined Tue 09/30/08 Posts: 29365 |
QUOTE: IMPOSSIBILITIES IN THE WORLD 1. U can't count your hair. 2. U can't wash your eyes with soap. 3. U can't breathe when your tongue is out. Put your tongue back in fool. 10 Things I know about you... 1) U are reading this. 2) U are human. 3) U can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips. 4) U just attempted to do it. 6) U are laughing at yourself. 7) U have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5. 8) U just checked to see if there is a No.5. 9) U laugh at this because you are an idiot & everyone does it too. 10) U are probably going to share this to see who else falls for it. You have received this because I didn’t want to be alone in the Idiot category. ha ha that was cool...I tried them all. 
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Dodo_David
Joined Fri 08/13/10 Posts: 12312 |
Actually, I didn't try to say the letter "P".
I was chewing my food as I read the OP. |
tazzops
Joined Sat 12/20/08 Posts: 28947 |
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luvsultan
Joined Sat 04/28/12 Posts: 45 |
Oldhipple is just a hilarious old man.
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funkyfranky
Joined Tue 05/01/12 Posts: 43 |
Damn
and I thought I was clever 
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hccayng
Joined Mon 03/19/12 Posts: 6 |
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