Topic: How long is long enough before passing wind in front of that
metalwing
Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 21279 |
Let's class this thread up a little!
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Mended1
Joined Thu 02/12/09 Posts: 264 |
*LMHO* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..ye! Ma ribs, . You two r funny..
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SimplicityAtItsBest
Joined Mon 09/10/12 Posts: 835 |
It's a natural bodily function - Just don't do it while I have my mouth open. Haha.
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funches
Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 12948 |
QUOTE: How long is long enough before passing wind in front of that
thee answer my friend is blowing in the wind thee answer is blowing in the wind TRANSLATION: doesn't matter how long you known someone, the outcome (no pun intended) all depends on what they ate |
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tombraider
Joined Wed 09/12/07 Posts: 3628 |
..to fart ..or not to fart..that is the question.. 
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Jtevans
Joined Fri 08/10/07 Posts: 29064 |
Dutch Oven!!!
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Rawrr_Girl
Joined Sun 10/04/09 Posts: 3522 |
My stepdad would always point you out if you did. I think this is why I feel uncomfortable if I accidentally let one slip infront of anyone. Not a pride thing. He was just a really loud person, who liked to take the mickey out of everyone. Basically a loud mouth.
 . I'm more of a quiet type. We did get on great. Just not if he went overboard with the picking on people bit. I'm more comfortable with it, if someone can show humor about it. It shouldn't have to be shameful. It's a natural function.
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navygirl
Joined Sat 06/02/07 Posts: 6138 |
I let one go in a department store aisle and ran away; so the ex-boyfriend got the dirty looks as they thought he did it.
Guess this is why I stay single. 
Edited by navygirl on Tue 09/11/12 04:21 PM
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metalwing
Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 21279 |
In modern times, it is ever more important to be educated.
A Air attack Air biscuit Air Tulip B Backblast Backdoor trumpet Backdraft Back-fire Backwards Burp Bake breeze biscuits Bake brownies Barking spiders (for a loud fart) Bean bombs Blanket Ripper Blotch Blow kisses Blow off Blow your horn Blurter Bomber Booty bomb Bottom burp Break the sound barrier Break wind Breezer Brown Haze Brown Mist Burn bad powder Burp out the wrong end Burp that went astray Butt bomb Butt burp Butt Trumpet Butt yodeling C Cheek squeaker Cheese Cheeser Chemical warfare Code Red (call in the biohazard squad!) Colon Calamities Crack a fart Crop dusting (to drop a fart as walking by people) Cut the cheese D Deal one Depth charger Degas Drop a beast Drop a thumper Drop one's guts Duck Call Duvet Lifter E Effluviate Emmission Eruption Evacuation Siren Execute one Expulsions F Fart (first used in the 14th century) Fire in the hole Flabbergaster Flame-throwers Flaming cornhole Flatulence Flatus Float an air biscuit Fluff Flutter the sheets Fog Horn G Gas Gasser Guff Grime bubble H Honker Hurricane Hydrogen bombs J Jet Turbo K Kill the canary L Let a badger loose Let a toot and then shoot Let Fluffy off the chain Let one go/let one off/ let one rip/let one fly Let Freddy out of jail Loud but Proud Low flying geese M Make a stink Message from the interior minister Methane Misdirected Burp Musky Turnip N Nether belch O Open your purse Open the lunch box P Paint Peeler Pants Geese Pass wind Pocket frog Pocket thunder Pollute the atmosphere Pop Off Pop tarts Popcorn Machine Puff Puffer Q Quack R Rambunctious rectum Raspberry Rattler Release the ducks Rip snorter Roar from the rear Room clearer Rump ripper S S.B.D. short for silent but deadly Seismic Shoot bunnies Silent but Violent Smelly jelly Smell-o-rama Sphincter Whistle Squeak the breeze Stench of Death Step on a carpet frog Step on a duck Stink Stinker Strike up the colliery band T Take an air dump Tear Jerker Terminal Flatulence Thunder Below Thunder Flutter Tooters Toot-toots Toothless Speech Trouser cough Trumpet Tush Ticklers Tushie belches U Underpant demon V Voice of the toothless one W Whistle down the y-fronts Whiffy Wind Window Rattler Windy pops Z Zephyr |
Kaleijoscope
Joined Fri 10/15/10 Posts: 1986 |
...and thats fart lesson 101 for us...haizt! so much to learn.,
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metalwing
Joined Fri 11/14/08 Posts: 21279 |
Lesson number two - Fart Logic
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funches
Joined Sat 12/01/07 Posts: 12948 |
in Chicago we have no problem with people passing wind
Chicago is "The Windy City" |