The bewildered cowboy







While hiking down along the border this morning, I saw a Muslim extremist fall into the Rio Grande River .

He was struggling to stay afloat because of all the guns and bombs he was carrying.

Along with him was a Mexican, who was also struggling to stay afloat because of the large backpack of drugs that was strapped to his back.

If they didn't get help, they'd surely drown.

Being a responsible Texan and abiding by the law to help those in distress, I informed the El Paso County Sheriff 's Office and Homeland Security.

It is now 4 p.m., both have drowned and neither authority has responded.

I'm starting to think I wasted two stamps.