Topic: adam and eve
Joined Mon 09/17/07
(this is a compilation of various adam and eve jokes)
on their first night out together adam warned eve
"stand back, i dont know how big this thing gets"
adam and eve must have been irish.
the first time he saw her he said "oh,hair"
and she said "oh,tool"
adam had it good, he didnt have to listen to eve talk about all the guys she could have married
there came a time when adam started to stay out all hours of the night. he'd sneak back into eden very late at night.
eve watched him for a time, then one day, while he was sleeping, she tiptoed over to him and counted his ribs.
adam said to eve "eve, i wear the plants in the family."
it was the day after they were created, and adam looked at eve and said "you were created yesterday, and you already have a headache?"
eve was made from adams rib.
there are alot of men who wish he'd kept his big rib shut.
what time of day was adam created?
a little before eve
eve asks adam "adam, do you love me?
adam replies "who else?"
of course, adam livced in paradise, he had no mother in law
adam had a wife now, but he didnt know what to do with her.
god told him to study the birds and the bees.
the next day adam said to god "it works ok when i fly out of a tree at her, but it hurts like hell if i miss."
adam looked, and there was eve.
they went to bed.
the next morning adam says to god "God, would you like another rib?"
what did the serpent say to eve?
"bet you cant eat just one!"
adam asked God "God, why did you make sucha beautiful women?"
God says "to get you interested."
"why did you give her such a sweet personality?"
"to get you to fall in love with her"
"then why did you make her so DUMB!"
"so SHE'D fall in love with YOU!"
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