THE WEDDING TEST

I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend
and I had been
dating for over a year, and so we decided to get
married.

There was only one little thing bothering me...It
was her beautiful
younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was
twenty-two, wore
very tight miniskirts, and generally was bra-less.
She would
regularly bend down when she was near me, and I
always got more than
a nice view. It had to be deliberate because she
never did it when
she was near anyone else.

One day her "little" sister called and asked me to
come over to check
the wedding invitations. She was alone when I
arrived, and she
whispered to me that she had feelings and desires
for me that she
couldn't overcome. She told me that she wanted me
just once before I
got married and committed my life to her sister.

Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a
word.

She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and
if you want one last
wild fling, just come up and get me."

I was stunned and frozen in shock as I watched her
go up the stairs.
I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a
beeline straight
to the front door. I opened the door, and headed
straight towards my car.

Lo and behold, my entire future family was
standing outside, all clapping!

With tears in his eyes, my father-in-law hugged me
and said, "We are very

happy that you have passed our little test. We
couldn't ask for
a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the
family."

And the moral of this story is:

Always keep your condoms in your car.

HILARIOUS!!!!

that was funny !!!

Wow!!! that's funny - but talk about luck.......