Describe yourself in one sentence. Try not to make it a run-on sentence either. And please try to be honest.

I'll start.

Behind my cynical deportment hides a child that still believes in the Tooth Faerie.


See, that simple.

I know Santa Claus exists because I can hear the bell ring.

Behind those wings is a soul searching and pondering life,,,

I hate mondays.

wow, this guy is a freak!

when i was 4 i ate poop cuz it was orange and i love orange

I am all the colours, all the textures, light & shadow ... perfect in all my human imperfection

I am a sun-burnt butterfly flying against the wind determined to go where my heart already is.

Every once in a while, I let my inner-child have free reign, and have fun!!

Pull my finger.

I LOVE HONEY MUSTARD SAUCE

I am the man

to know is to wonder

Keep it up

to live is to laugh and to laugh is to love.

I am the swiss army knife in my children's lives- I do it all!

Refusing to believe that this was a bad idea.

Like my profile says:
I'm sarcastic, pessimistic, vain, shallow, perverted and have been known to be quite a jerk when the conditions are right.

Mine says, "A bitter man with a peg leg and a propensity for sheep."

Heehee. I'm a sucker for a peg-leg!