Topic: The Nun
uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21895 |
A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,
'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.  
Edited by uk1971 on Sun 01/20/08 07:24 PM
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nadius
Joined Mon 01/07/08 Posts: 294 |
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harrypotter2
Joined Sun 09/23/07 Posts: 668 |
QUOTE: A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked, 'Sister, have you seen a soldier?' The nun replied, 'He went that way.' After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said, 'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq.' The nun said, 'I understand completely.' The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!' The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little higher,you would have seen a great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either.
Damn it Tom. I just spat my coffee over my monitor again. 
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uk1971
Joined Tue 04/10/07 Posts: 21895 |
I'm still chortling at it now and it's almost 18 hours since it was posted.
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coco56
Joined Sun 06/24/07 Posts: 12347 |
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symbelmyne
Joined Mon 01/14/08 Posts: 5356 |
LOL, LMAO....
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