Hi ladies. I've had the same profile ad on here for, I think, 3 or 4 years and it's done me zippo good.

I tried to paint myself as a decent, nice guy (which I believe I am). It seems that if you do that you are really saying "I'll date anyone, I don't care how desperate they are!" And please, before you start hate-mailing me (and I expect it anyhow) I'm aware of how the whole glass houses and rocks thing works.

Here's the thing... I'm not desperate. I'm likely better looking that I think I am because at least once a week I find a cute girl flirting with me and I'm wondering who the f@ck she's talking to. I've dated one (1) woman seriously since my divorce and we're still friends so I must be halfway decent, right?

I don't know what or who I'm looking for. The best I can say is that I'll know it when I find it.