eye injoy knitting with my mummy, mainly underware, she does the pouch and eye do the string bits.

eye like hoovering, eye usually wear a dress or just some naughty woolen knickers. my sister likes it best when i do it in my pvc gimp hood.

when eye am not working at the farm/rescue centre for injured ants, i like two meat new people at my local pub wich is called the **** and ass. as in the chiken and donkey... for all those dirty minded scallywags reading this.

sometimes the guys from the rugby club put salty milk in my hair when i pass out drunk in the pub.

i have won foot much bigger than the other too. but Dr. Jeckle sais thats normall

i made some concrete shoes for my ex, but she went missing before i could give them too her

i think beards are sexy, but only on realy good looking blonde girls.

i was breast fed till i was 37, but dont let that put you off me.

i look forward to hearing from you :)