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lonetar25
"I`m the lyrical Bruce Lee, even bullets are afraid to shoot me"
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About lonetar25
Interests: hip hop, jam, takeing the piss, random funny stuff, noodles, finding new music i like, clever humour, exercise, learning new things
im just a fat, 7ft bald black man, looking for somwhere to sit down.
Profession: ninja hedgehog trainer
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Written on 03/24/2010
Somebody owes me a sparkle unicorn with a jewel encrusted saddle and a princess dress (white) to wear while I fly through the sky atop it...
Psst! It's you. Chop chop sausage factory, make with the dreams!
Psst! It's you. Chop chop sausage factory, make with the dreams!
Written on 03/19/2010
Don't forget rainbows!
Nice hoody, does that go with your asbo? :P jk
Nice hoody, does that go with your asbo? :P jk
Written on 03/05/2010
My face is unlike a horse!!! Take it back or I'll never let you in my closet. You'll never experience the joys I can bring you.
And THAT would be a horrible, horrible thing. Just wait until I get ahold of you. I can handle you, but I seriously doubt you can handle me.
Admit it. You're frightened and in awe at the same time.
And THAT would be a horrible, horrible thing. Just wait until I get ahold of you. I can handle you, but I seriously doubt you can handle me.
Admit it. You're frightened and in awe at the same time.
Written on 03/03/2010
There once was a boy from jolly old England
Whose fingers were constantly covering in poo
They still tells stories of him to foriegners
And I think it was YOU!!!
:P
Whose fingers were constantly covering in poo
They still tells stories of him to foriegners
And I think it was YOU!!!
:P
Written on 02/16/2010
WTF man. You blew that shi up! No jokes.
You somehow overlooked my utter joy at watching you destroy. Those words worked so much better than they ever did before, I'd love to see those words hit the floor. Kinda sad it'll never happen, so stop all your self-love clapping. You know I own the words and all the power behind them. I just keep saying bring it on boy, try playing me like a toy. This sexy @ss flair covers up the deadliest mind you'd ever destroy.
*Okay okay I'm not [i]that[/i] crazy lol
You somehow overlooked my utter joy at watching you destroy. Those words worked so much better than they ever did before, I'd love to see those words hit the floor. Kinda sad it'll never happen, so stop all your self-love clapping. You know I own the words and all the power behind them. I just keep saying bring it on boy, try playing me like a toy. This sexy @ss flair covers up the deadliest mind you'd ever destroy.
*Okay okay I'm not [i]that[/i] crazy lol
Written on 02/07/2010
If you're a spy and I'm a ninja who will win this inevitable death match royale? The winner gets the world. Total domination...don't worry though. When I win I'll make sure you're fed.
xox hahahahahaha
xox hahahahahaha
Written on 11/23/2009
Cab driver, won't you pick me up? I've been waiting forever for a ride and some tlc.
I missed your face btw, it's so much more enjoyable than squirrels ;)
I missed your face btw, it's so much more enjoyable than squirrels ;)
Written on 11/06/2009
Lonestar25 is such an English stud..be fun to wrestle him in some mud.
He's a young bloke who's witty and charming, since he's my son's age I find that alarming.
He lives so far away so, eh..it matters not, just seems a waste cause he's so darn hot.
Since he's in England why would I care? Just that I'd let him gently pull my hair. : )
He's a young bloke who's witty and charming, since he's my son's age I find that alarming.
He lives so far away so, eh..it matters not, just seems a waste cause he's so darn hot.
Since he's in England why would I care? Just that I'd let him gently pull my hair. : )