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wux "I am looking for a prince charmer and dinner-whisperer"
58 year old man from North York, Ontario      Looking for woman for dating Last seen within the last four days

About wux

I am throwing my body to the den of sweet thieves who steal by giving, who rob by showing, who ransack by offering.

Yes, I can't believe I'm back in the race. It feels good, my trainer and my fans are all behind me: Go get a good un, Andrew! Aim for a keeper this time!

It's a daunting process, getting anyone to cosider me. I'm short, heavy, and poor. And those are my GOOD points.

But I don't smoke, don't drink and don't go to church. I don't abuse other opiates for the masses, either, such as junk, snow, crack, grass, sparkle, nutz, sprink, shlorb, arpat, kreump, heppa, drung, aufenthaltserlaubnis and kritch.

I live very comfortably. My needs are simple, and boy, do I get satisfied. The other day I installed a window in my basement! Isn't life grand?

I get around on my bicycle, because I don't need a car, when I'd need one, I get or call a taxi and I still come out on top. Not just in terms of bucks. I have got twice as strong, fifty times healthier and 2 percent lighter (in bodyweight) since I gave up the car this January.---Edit: I wrote this some time ago. I gave up the car in 2009 January. I moved to London where I can traverse the city on my bicycle. I also gave it up at the time for financial reasons, to be honest, and the finances have not improved, to be even more honest.

I have no problem meeting women, I just need someone compatible. I figure every second woman would be compatible, but 99 of 101 women think contrarianly, and I am polite and gentlemanly (and smart) enough to accept the superior knowledge of people by the females in the population over mine.

I am a grammarian by religion, which means I worship the language and all its accoutrements.

------- enough about me. Please send me a note if this tickles your fancy and you feel you would like to explore me further and would be curious to open your wonderful magnificence to me too.

No picture--no reply. No shirts, rollerblades, walkie-talkies and ambivalence over other potential boyfriends are allowed on the premises. Spittig and smoking are verboten. Smiles and enthusiastic yet vacuous nodding are expected and gladly returned with an official receipt.

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Both pix taken on July 4, 2011. I don't look nearly as good as on these photos. i am defenitely ugly and incredibly photogenic.
Profession: I repair bicycles

Physical Appearance

Height
5' 4"
Hair color
No answer
Body type
No answer
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian

Lifestyle

Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
No
Religion
Atheist
Want Children?
No answer
Drinks?
No

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