Please read this!!! I've re-written it because some of the hits I'm getting are just ridiculous.
I base my life on reality and the ability to think for myself. I won't believe what I hear just because I heard it. Religions have mostly good intentions but if you truly and honestly believe in talking snakes we probably won't work out.
If you're message to me includes "dat" meaning that or "dis" meaning this, I'll probably just delete it. Not to be a **** about it but being ignorant on purpose isn't cool. Maybe for the sake of a joke but if EVERYTHING you say sounds like Tupac lyrics, move along. I'm black but I'm not "ya nigga", and your friend that just called me that is going to get his ass whooped if he says it again. I don't care if you're black or how many black friends you have. Very few people have earned the right to talk that way to me without getting slapped!
Ozzfest, YES! Country thunder, maybe. Ying Yang Twins, HELL NO!!!
I drink regularly but rarely get drunk, so I don't wanna carry you to the car puking and crying.
My daughter is the most important thing in my life and spends the majority of her time with me. So if we get any farther than "just dating" I'll need you to be great with kids but understand that I am not looking to replace her mother. Women tend to look at single fathers and just assume we need help with the simplest and most basic of parenting situations. I've been a single father for 5 of the 7 years of her life and I'm sure as hell not looking for someone to tell me how to raise my child. Her mother and I are divorced with no chance of getting back together. Although our love for each other has changed, we still love each other very much and are extremely close friends. You will have to accept that we talk, hang out and see each other often.
Drugs... Anything other than weed will be met with completely furious hatred. I don't smoke daily but as a glass blower one of the main things I make is pipes so marijuana plays a pretty significant role my life.
There is a huge difference between being pretty and being attractive. Obviously the first thing people notice about other people is appearance. Unfortunately it has been my experience that the prettiest of women can become ugly as **** by the end of the 1st sentence spoken. Money doesn't help. Not that I'm apposed to wealth but if you're so hot or rich that you think your **** smells like roses, it probably still smells like **** to everybody else. If you have ever been called a snob, whether you agree or not, you'll probably be wasting our time. Attitude means a lot more to me than looks. I'm not trying to hook up with a ****in' sea donkey but you get the idea. Tattooed and pierced is a plus but not a requirement.
I'm only being so serious about this because in the long run I am looking for a relationship so honesty about who I am should be up front. I'm loving, caring, and respectful to people that show me the same in return. I'm a hopeless romantic but it usually backfires. I'm the guy that cooks you dinner then burns up the curtains trying to light the candle. I love to laugh. I love to say racy off the wall **** for comedic shock value. I can be somewhat offencive to people that can't take a joke and I'm pretty vulgar but not in a derogatory way so a good sense of humor and not taking every to heart is pretty important. I think that's enough for now. Anything else you wanna know just ask. I don't lie about who I am, what I do, or about my past. A few things I'm not so proud of but nothing I'm ashamed of.