"My manner of thinking, so you say, cannot be approved.

Do you suppose I care?"

For those of you with a 1st grade vocabulary, "bovine" means "cow". So basically, the desperate heffaz who`ve claimed my photos in the past and the ones who attempt to do it in the future, must really resemble cows, cause I`m not exactly Miss Universe.

1. Wit and a wicked sense of humor are fvckin` awesome to me.

2. A real man doesn`t take pride in making love to a thousand different women..

2a. A real man takes pride in making love to one woman a thousand different ways.

3. I don`t like people who boast a 25-word vocabulary. That`s just sad.

4. I`m nice as long as you`re nice.

5. Stalker tendencies creep me out.

6. I am very sarcastic. Ergo, pull that stick out of your azz before typing to me.

I`m the kind of chick who can fight and yell at her man, ripping his ego to shreds, to the point where he`s in tears.. and yet, make love to him and feel like a king.. all in the same day.