Hi :-)

I'm a Christian and conservative with an 18 and 9 yr old. They are my pride and joy and enjoy spending time with them.

Yes, I am separated but love was lost long ago, many years to get over the heartbreak. If there was still something remotely there, I would not be here. Honesty, respect, God, affection, compassion, romance, passion are all that are needed in a true loving relationship. A simple look in the eyes without a word spoken, a hand held, a kiss on a whim, just because.

A good relationship takes time to develop. Matters of the heart take time. If you are out for that "booty call", then continue your search without me. Arrogance is a big turn off for me. I understand people get angry sometimes, but if that's a problem for you, sorry, not interested. Oh, no drugs allowed :-)

If you refuse to post or send a picture, don't expect much from my side. It's a form of deception and I don't like deception. If you have a picture, have a recent one, nothing like talking to someone, getting to know someone and finding out they are not who they portrayed themselves as. On my profile, what you see is what you get, that's honesty, I expect that in return.

Ok, I didn't want to have to go there, but since some do not seem to know how to act like a gentleman, here goes. Talking dirty to a stranger is not my thing, if you feel compelled to get nasty, like asking me if I would be a lovers sex slave, move on. I'm sure there are some out there whose expectations are lower and have no qualms about talking in that manner with a complete stranger. I hope this sets the record straight, so read my profile and take heed, you will get blocked. I'm not being a "witch", all I am asking for is respect. Give respect and you will get respect.

Having someone that you can rely on to be there, knowing you can trust that person with all your heart. Knowing that special someone has your heart in their hands taking the utmost care of it. The heart is such a vital organ, one cannot live without it. The heart feels pain and love, trust and betrayal. It takes a special someone, an honest, loving person to hold it, give it all that it needs and make the heart feel whole again.

I enjoy a lot of different things. Traveling when I can, dining out, taking walks, dancing, games at home, red wine and a fire :-). Oh I love football! Go Patriots!! There is no glass half empty and I'm thankful every day for what I do have. Through life's ups and downs I have learned what I want and don't want. Not only do I want someone affectionate, honest and loving, I have a lot to give in return. That is what life is all about. Laughter is the best medicine in my eyes.

ROMANCE
As we walk side by side
not a care, hand in hand
twirl me and dance with me
right there where we stand

Look deep into my eyes
and get lost in my soul
two people who were one
are now becoming whole

As you pass right beside me
you give a very soft kiss
a simple touch on my arm
something I didn't know did exist

Wrap your arms around me
oh so snug and so tight
as if you would never let go
and protect me through the night

Wipe away a dreary tear
show me that you really care
you will capture my very heart
a heart that I so need to share

For the little things in romance
fill a heart that once yearned
hold my heart in your hands
I promise to love yours in return

Daddy Longlegs
Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spiders mating. "Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" "They're mating, Lucy" he replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" Lucy asked. "Oh, that's a Daddy Longlegs." Lucy asked, "Oh, so one's a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" Daddy replied, "No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs." Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat.
"Well, we're not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!"


The Navy Chief noticed a new seaman and barked at him "Get over here! What's your name?
"Paul ", the new seaman replied.
"Look, I don't know what kind of bleeding heart pansy crap they're teaching sailors in boot camp today, but I don't call anyone by his first
name," the chief scowled. "It breeds familiarity, and that leads to a breakdown in authority. I refer to my sailors by their last names only:
Smith, Jones, Baker. I am to be referred to only as 'Chief'. Do I make myself clear?"
"Aye Chief!"
"Now that we've got that straight, what's your last name?"
The new seaman sighed. "Darling, My name is Paul Darling,
Chief." "OK Paul, here's what I want you to do...."


DON'T TALK TO MY PARROT
Amanda’s dishwasher quit working so she called a repairman. Since she had to go to work the next day, she told the repairman, “I’ll leave the key
under the mat. Fix the dishwasher, leave the bill on the counter, and I’ll mail you a check .”
“Oh, by the way don’t worry about my dog Spike. He won’t bother you. But, whatever you do, do NOT, under ANY circumstances, talk to my
parrot!” “I REPEAT; DO NOT TALK TO MY PARROT!!!”
When the repairman arrived at Wanda’s apartment the following day, he discovered the biggest, meanest looking dog he has ever seen. But, just
as she had said, the dog just lay there on the carpet watching the repairman go about his work.
The parrot, however, drove him nuts the whole time with his incessant yelling, cursing and name calling. Finally the repairman couldn’t contain himself any longer and yelled, “Shut up, you stupid, ugly bird!”
To which the parrot replied, “Get him, Spike!”