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StudMcManly "Headline... ehhh... something about corduroy pillows goes here."
39 year old man from Conway, Arkansas      Looking for woman for dating Last seen over a month ago

About StudMcManly

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My Self-Summary

5'10" when standing vertical although somewhat shorter when lying flat. The normal amount of body parts:

Two eyes and ears, the normal compliment of nostrils, two & 1/8th legs...

I have arms. Ironically they come in quite handy when I am swimming, white water kayaking, camping, out fishing, hiking or driving the winding roads which I love to do.

I have a bit of a "geek & MacGyver streak" in me which is ingrained in the DNA.

What that probably means is that I can fix your car and get you on the Internet while building a potato peeler with Lego blocks

You'll have to live with (or at least tolerate) that.

What I'm Doing With My Life

Living it one day at a time and trying to make the best of it as I do.

Always living, always learning.
Always laughing.
Well... almost always.

Working: Currently work in the IT field as an admin / webmaster for a local Firm. (Professional Miracle-Worker & Chief Bottle Washer)


I'm Really Good At

(1) Sex & Sleeping (not necessarily in that order, but they seem related)
(2) Occasionally not knowing when to shut the hell up
(3) Grilling a mean hamburger, steak, chicken and making homemade chili
(4) Murdering Ice Cream in Cold Blood...
(5) Being extremely inventive and throwing an unusual twist on things
(6) Massages
(7) Picking my nose
(8) Picking your nose
(9) Repairing almost anything with chewing gum, bailing wire, an old sock and duct-tape.


The First Thing(s) People Usually Notice About Me

Well I suppose that's open for debate, however, if I had to try to pick four things:

(1) Maturity
(2) Smile
(3) Sense of humor
(4) Eyes
(5) Le' Buttocks

Who am I to argue?


My Favorite Books, Movies, Music, and Food are

(1) Books: magazines, scientific literature, mystery, and sci-fi
(2) Movies: Almost anything with Sean Connery, Harrison Ford, and most of the hot chicks I can't remember the names of
(3) Music: Almost anything except no talent, cookie-cutter grunge and BS "gangsta" rap (4) Foods: Yes... period... Italian, Japanese, meat & taters... etc.


The SIX Things I Could Never Do Without

Family & Friends
Caffeine
My sense of humor
Homemade fudge or other form of chocolate
T-Tops
Honesty
The correct oxygen / nitrogen ratio...

(Yes... I know... that's seven. Well... technically eight. Bite me.)


I Spend a Lot of Time Thinking About

Why does your naval only collect lint? Why not anything else? Is it placed there by clothes drier gnomes in the middle of the night whilst you sleep?

If a cat always lands on it's feet and bread always lands buttered side down... what will happen if you strap buttered bread to the back of a cat and toss it in the air?

One of George Carlin's most famous quotes about the life cycle:

It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the end of it? A Death! What's that, a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating...

...and you finish off as an orgasm.

On a Typical Friday Night I Am

Recovering from Monday - Friday.

The weekends are "My Time." I might share that time with you if you're interesting enough.


The Most Private Thing I'm Willing to Admit Here Is

Ha... wouldn't you like to know?

I could tell you but then I'd have to rub you out.

The police would get involved and then I'd probably be framed and found guilty through an error in blind justice... get sent to prison... spend the rest of my natural life there and learn everything I didn't want to know about my cell mate.

Just because you were wanting to peek into my private life.

Thanks a lot. You suck. I hope you feel guilty as hell.

Not so curious now are you?


You should message me if:

You're curious, interested, not six feet in the grave, female and cute, or otherwise inclined.
Profession: Professional Miracle Worker & Chief Bottle Washer

Physical Appearance

Height
5' 10"
Hair color
Blond
Body type
Average
Ethnicity
White / Caucasian

Lifestyle

Marital Status
Never married
Have Children?
No
Smokes?
No
Religion
Non-religious
Want Children?
Undecided/open
Drinks?
No

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