I'm looking for someone who is kind and funny (friendly sarcasm is a plus) who has it together. I’d like to meet a down to earth, funny, clean guy who likes kids and I prefer to be monogomous.

I am a pretty direct person, I am honest, loyal and not always politcally correct. I have 2 boys that mean the world to me, who are away 3 weekends a month. I love my iPhone, reading and my Nintendo DS.

Two things I feel I should mention are that I do not need money and I do not need a father for my kids.